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Me; outlining my new drarry accidental marriage romcom

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still haunted by the bit in book 5 where it says that 'malfoy walked away smirking over his shoulder at [harry]'

because it is physically impossible to do that without it looking flirty

try it yourself if you don't believe me

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No. Why’d you say that 😭

Do you ever think about Draco passing away and everyone telling Harry to move on. Harry having to remind everyone that he isn't lonely for just anyone, that he is lonely for Draco.

A Harry that has to buy his own dress robes at Madam Malkins without snarky commentary.

A Harry that has to find his last birthday present (it's a rememberall, with the words so you can remember that you have been a part of me since I was eleven)

A Harry that goes to family dinners and isn't reminded to "mind your manners, Potter"

A Harry that doesn't receive a bouquet of Lilies and Narcisuss flowers every Saturday because Draco once said their mother's would love each other and have tea times together

A Harry that has to sleep with a mountain of pillows because the bed is to big for just one person

A Harry that is silent because there is no one chattering away about the latest gossip or potions monthly and the absimal market down the street (Draco had the same complaints every time)

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"ummm actually that ship wouldn't be healthy i think [most boring couple in the entire world] is better!!!"

Listen pal. I Dont read fanfictions to see examples of ideal model couples. i WANT the drama i want the angst i want dire mistakes to be made i want tears i want bloodshed. nothing less.

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Harry shares only one class with Draco in book 1 but he knows all about the exaggerated stories Draco apparently frequently tells about his broomstick exploits.

Bet Draco probably told them loudly for Harry to hear. Bet as soon as Harry walks into a room he starts showing off.

And Harry's apparently paying attention bc he remembers the stories. And also knows what kind of owl Draco has and what it brings him from home. Even though they sit on opposite ends of the hall.

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I feel like I got a disease watching this

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lil fic idea

Will passes by the Aphrodite cabin with black lipstick all over his face

they try to think of girls with black lipstick when Piper walks in and asks what they’re doing. They explain and she goes “aren’t Apollo kids bi?” They collectively groan.

#will solace headcanon #will solace pjo #piper mclean #aphrodite #nico di angelo x will solace #nico di angelo headcanon #pjo hoo toa tsats

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#Smash #mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry

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in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

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SLAY

on the topic of gender euphoria, I have been serving SO MUCH CUNT these past few days. I adore how my body looks rn

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I was reading Tower Of Nero and I got to the chapter where Apollo basically confirms that Jason is dead to Nico, and I finished the chapter and Will said "Nico only slips into Italian when hes really upset" and how come everyone in this fandom just glosses over the fact that Nico speaks Italian when hes upset???? Like what????? I can't stop thinking about this???? Helppppp 😭

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Reblog to make it die faster

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wip wednesday 3

lord its been a minute. anyways

links because i love yall:

road trip to new rome: 1 2

royal au:

i fall out of grace (i did it all) so maybe i'd live this every day [ao3]

the doctors and the nurses (they adore me so) [ao3]

naomi solace: art more art 1 2

modern au road trip slowburn [ao3] : 1234

capture the flag: 1

april fools fic: 1

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OOP

no, but why does my mother keep singing "I could do it with a broken heart"

like, bitch you aren't divorced yet 0_0

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Parents really do traumatize you and then force you to reparent yourself instead of being a capable human being who can contribute to society like a normal person. Sorry I can't get a well paying job right now I'm trying to learn coping mechanisms.

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I am so sorry

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