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aren't koopas a type of dragon? I'd say that makes you a normal lesbian

"Please, please, I'm pansexual. Just because I'm not getting dicked at the very moment, doesn't magically change my sexuality. If that's how it worked, then incels would be asexual, and I'm pretty sure they'll have a 'hit-shemorrhage' if you refer to them as anything but straight."

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"I mean, I'd totally fuck full dragon Zelda, so what does that make me?"

Anyone who thinks half dragon Zelda isn't hot is a fucking coward

#linklewinklewoman

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Our Silly Little World

@real-samus-aran Actually everyone has noticed. There's something weird about your planet. No one is allowed to travel there apart from a few scientists trying to study it. Your world makes no sense. It doesn't follow the laws of physics. At all. And I don't know if you've noticed, because I've never seen anyone mention it, but you share a planet with the Hylians. Hyrule is just right there across the ocean, and no one from the Mushroom Kingdom knows about it

"Are you sure about that? I've always suspected, but then we just did that huge globetrotting adventure... I say 'we' even though I wasn't invited. Well, Dad's latest 'G-rated rape plan;' that's what I call forced marriage... because, let's be honest with ourselves, that's exactly what's implied. Anyhow, his 'plan' involved hitting up all these countries across our planet, and at no point did we end up in Hyrule.

I figure it's either on that continent we skipped, or we're also separated by a couple millennia as well. It's easier just to cast portals to Hyrule. Then you don't need to worry about the time or place."

#real samus aran #tw: rape

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Art by Murderdaiida/VHS_scrooge

Reblog this if your muse has a nice butt.

#NSFW

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Wendy O. Koopa! by DreamEclipseWolf

Send 🦵🥚🦵 and I will crush your head like sparrow egg between my thighs.

Thick Thigh Thursday

Ask questions about the booty!

#NSFW

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reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a hug

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"Only Troopa shells come off, which aren't actually true Koopas, that's a translation error. They are a species called Nokonoko in Japan, which wear those Mario Kart power-ups to imitate us true turtles. Have you ever seen me or my brothers, a hammer brother, Boom Boom, or Pom Pom without a shell? No, it's just the ones who are literally born without shells, even though they hatch already wearing shoes."

"Hey, if you back hurts, you can always solve it the way turtles did a million years ago. Just fuse all your vertebrae to a shell, if they can't move, they can't hurt."

"Wendy... That's asking for an entirely different kind of back problem." The redhead would give Wendy a particular obvious glare.

"Also, Koopa shells are a not a reliable comparison... Since they you know... Detach."

#enigmaincrimson

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There's a list of other muses to the right, plus I've forgotten more about Nintendo lore than the average person will ever know, if the character isn't on there, say their name anyhow and I'll give it a shot. Note, that is Nintendo only, unless it's one of the approved other muses.

Okay, the Sonic series can be temporary, honorary "Nintendo" for this purpose... but that doesn't mean all Sega. Just because I allowed Sonic in, doesn't mean you can request Ryo Hazuki or Eriko Christy.

...

I've put waaay too much thought into a meme no one is going to send in...

A meme for Multi-Muse blogs

Send me 🗣+ the names of 2 muses on the blog, and there will be a random conversation written involving them.

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"Is this where the line forms for the heavy petting zoo?"

#red man of mustache

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@legendarydarunia

@legendarydarbus

@legendarydaruk

@legendaryyunobo

Thinking about how red marble stone look way too much like meat

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"The PLOT!"

"I play Mario games, for the plot."

#the plot thickens

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"I play Mario games, for the plot."

"It's-a time...."

"For plot"

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HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)

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— YOUR AFFECTION.

Gestures  of  affection  starters.  Can  be  platonic  and  romantic.  Send  me... (Send  🔄  +  any  emoji  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

💓  to  listen  to  my  muse's  heartbeat. 💏  to  softly  kiss  my  muse's  forehead. 💋  to  kiss  my  muse  on  the  lips. 🤭  to  caress  my  muse's  cheek. 🌸  to  offer  my  muse  a  flower. 💅  to  paint  my  muse's  nails. 💗  to  lean  against  my  muse. 💝  to  wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse. 🤗  to  hug  my  muse  from  behind. 🫂  to  pick  my  muse  up  and  twirl  them  around. 👰  to  hold  my  muse  bridal  style. 🤝  to  hold  my  muse's  hand. 🥞  to  bring  my  muse  breakfast  in  bed. 🤜  to  give  my  muse  a  noogie. 🤏  to  tickle  my  muse. 😋  to  give  my  muse  their  favorite  snack.

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