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Bill watching you

{ HEY GUYS. 

I noticed that some people subscribed to this askblog recently. I must give an explanation for my inactivity.

I post very rarely, that’s right ... Because my Bill's cosplay is broken.

I am sad, I like a lot Bill Cipher. So much that I don’t want to do a dirty cosplay of him. I shall do fast a cosplay of him, again, don’t worry you.  ✿

#Gravity Falls #Urgh sorry guys #Bill Cipher watching you #Bill Cipher

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 [ Hey everybody. 

I'm so sorry for my long long absence. I am lately occupied enough with schhool, and my eyes which hurts me, so I've a few difficulty with my lenses. But, if I become one eyed, I shall indeed be in the character. Ahaha. 

Anyway, don't hesitate to ask Bill. I admit that I received nothing for a long time.  And, just to say; Yes, there are two ask the omniscient doritos. One to connect with my main account, and one with which I can myself ask questions. It's just that... I'm lame. Sorry, this is my firts askblog. r_r;

I hope that you like this blog at the moment ! 

#Asktheomniscientdoritos #Sorry not pics #But Bill is awesome #Gravity Falls is awasome #You're awesome #Peace

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Hello Bill! Um... here! *gives you a handful of teeth* I thought you might like them...

I suppose that it's as this human concept where you offer necklaces of pastas.

AHAHAH, IT'S A JOKE.But, I like interpreting it so. Thank you very much, I shall think of making you a necklace of theeth for your birthday.

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Bill, You Are Handsome, And You Are My Hero, Can I Be Your Puppet?

Oh, it's adorable. 

It' necessary to say that if I was a miserable mortal, I would admire myself.What a pity, I already have with of what to amuse me.Maybe next time.

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NEW ASKBLOG [ASKTHEOMNISCIENTDORITOS]

THE NEW ASKTHEOMNISCIENTDORITOS'S BLOG

Hello young kids,

Because my old askblog did not allow me to ask another askblogs or reblog, I redid a new Asktheomniscientdoritos blog. I am sincerely sorry to change my address while askblog is so young.

BUT, I can now get hold of your askbox.

Ho, ho, ho It sounds very funny. ~

#New Asktheomniscient doritos #Bill Cipher Cosplay #Gravity Falls #Bullshit

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Do you even like doritos?

Well ... 

If I understood the question; Yes, I like doritos.

It's less fat than potato chips, I pay attention to my appearance.

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Now I have to ask... Does it... WORK FOR PIGS? (!!!!!!!!!!)

WHAT ?!

I refuse to answer that question.

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Hello mortal small beings. ~

Every day, I  learn about your society.

Well, It's not a pretty sight, all this. 

And to think the Mayans were just pranksters. What a pity. AHAHAHAHA.

#Asktheomniscientdoritos #Human!Bill Cipher #Gravity falls

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Hello Mister Cipher! Are you aware that there are many other versions of you on tumblr?

Of course I know it, I am an omniscient being after all.

BUT, that one of these moronic dares to encroach on my territory and that will go badly for them.

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Hello Mr the Giant Doritos, what's your relation with Tony the Giant Minizza - Clock ?

 Hello creative creature. ~

Well, I can only say that Mister Tony the Clock is a sacred pleasant.

... Have you really called me Mr the Giant Doritos ?  

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Don't you know it's frowned upon to be in love with Dipper

AHEM. I don't understand what you insinuate.A gentleman like me does not have to seduce a delicious young man.

 I have better things to do.

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Now I has to... Do U love Dipper Pines? Bill/Dip is just wonderful.

Dipper Pines ? This adorable small boy ? Well, for a devilish creature, love is an obsolete feeling.

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YES I HAVE A QUESTION HOW DID YOU GET SO HOT

Oh, oh, oh this is my secret. ~

I must be charming. Whether with my charisma, or my gentleman's look.

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Ahem. This is just a weak moment.

How I feel when I look at the tags of Tumblr who rebblog my Bill’s cosplay

Geez, it’s late in France, I shall answer your questions tomorrow. 

Sorry and thank you for this nice words. Luv Luv. ;A;

-Bill’s credibility: 0-

#Asktheomniscientdoritos

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GOOD MORNING, GOOD EVENING YOUNG PEOPLE.

I need no introduction. The name BILL CIPHER is not unknown you. In case you are ignoramuses, what is very possible, I am going to appear in a brief preamble.

I'm Bill Cipher, one of better beings omniscients in the world and especially to Gravity Falls. Oh, and I'm an evil creature but it's only during my bad moods. Nevermind. 

So, I made the decision to share my universal knowledge with you. Don't be scared and ask me. ~

#Asktheomniscientdoritos #Human!Bill Cipher