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//Discretely comes onto this blog after avoiding it for 5 years 

#mun talks #i just #the steve blog distracts me #scones #blame it on the scones

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Hello beautiful person ♥ Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself and then pass this to 10 of your favorite followers.

//Oh my god thanks! I don't even do anything on this blog but asdfghjkl

1.) Well my name's Kayla and I'm 16

2.) I also run the askstevecarlsburg blog (and I spend most of my time on that blog oops)

3.) I can't go to sleep unless I'm listening to music or something else ( Night Vale)

4.) I really love sweets and dessert. I love baking as well, it's really fun even though I burn myself every time. 

5.) I'm a competitive gymnast and I've been in gymnastics for 10 years now. 

#the-voice-of-nightvale #mun facts #ooc

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Hi sir, at the post office, (now blood free!) we received this cactus with the instructions of giving it to one Telly the barber. We were told to pass this message: "*screech* We miss you on the wastelands *Screech* you were doing such a lovely work with the cactuses *screech* they are much more comfortable to sit on. " Signed lovingly Cactus Jude

*Howls at the sky holding Carlos' hair*

#anonymous #cactus jude #*shrieks at the wind* #wtnv #welcome to night vale

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how am i supposed to science

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guess what i watched today

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Headcanon

Kevin vomits blood when hes aroused.

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We are coming. Make yourself ready. Ensure that your hands are smooth and free of blemishes. If there are blemishes that cannot be removed from your skin, they must be covered. If even one irregularity in your appearance is observed we will not be able to help you.

…….Who are you?

#anonymous #who are you #wtnv #welcome to night vale

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What did you do with Carlos' snipped hair? Does it bring you any comfort as you wander the desert bellowing at the cacti?

I raise it into the sky and howl. It does bring me some comfort, it was the last thing I cut in Night Vale

#hyperbolicflush #I raise it to the sky and howl #wtnv #welcome to night vale

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I have a couple of cactuses that need a trim.

Give them to me, I’ll take care of it.

#pesterhirammcdaniels #i can give your cactus a real good haircut #wtnv #welcome to night vale

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*snip snip*

Som1 hold eme

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whAT? NIGHT VALE IS PERFECT

Ooc

Sassy fam more like sucky fam

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// SORRY I COULDNT EAR YOU

askkevinfree replied to your post: asktellythebarber replied to your post: Didn’t you…

//NO U SIR ARE THE TRAITOR

//SHUT UR FACE “KEV"

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// Ily win so ton<33

asktellythebarber replied to your post: Didn’t you say that you are the winston blogs and twitter?

//YOU’RE WHAT NOW

askscientistcarlos replied to your post: Didn’t you say that you are the winston blogs and twitter?

YOU’Re WAT??? ?? ??? ?????

//u 2 are buttfricks and traitors

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everything and nothing

Ooc

Sassy fam more like sucky fam

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THE GLOW CLOUD IS PLEASED AND SHALL LET YOU LIVE FOR NOW! - HOVERS AWAY -

Thanks I guess….but you forgot to pay

#asktheglowcloud #you didnt pay #YOU DIDNT PAYY #wtnv #Welcome to Night Vale

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wowow suCh l0zers am I right?

Ooc

Sassy fam more like sucky fam

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- GOES BACK TO HUMMING BABARA ANN -

Okay you’re all done! You look great!

#asktheglowcloud #you look great #wtnv #welcome to night vale