askstefannsalvatore

[askstefannsalvatore]

whut up my nigga?

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I haven't been on this in a year holy shit.

#askstefannsalvatore #maybe gonna revamp who knows

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Well I'll be lurking considering I don't want to say the wrong thing and piss someone off.

#.-.

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text:iI dont know..

Text: well me either

#I have no clue what this is from

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Just wow.

People are on edge tonight... Also ive been away for awhile!

#Oh lord

[askstefannsalvatore]

It's Sexual Sunday, my minions.

So, anonymous or not, do one or more of the following:

1. Put smut in my askbox.

2. Ask me nosy and inappropriate questions.

3. Tell me how you’d fuck me.

4. Try to seduce me or turn me on.

I will be waiting.

#maybeeeee

[askstefannsalvatore]

I -- of course, you are suppose to be an inanimate object!

stefans-hairgel started following you.

#sassy gel is sassy #:D #askstefannsalvatore

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Well get your ass back in the closet.

Do you think people are gonna just giggle and wave when they see talking hair gel? no they are gonna run and scream away from you.

stefans-hairgel started following you.

I just came out the closet actually. 

I don’t know, beats me. Maybe Bonnie had something to do with it. Witches love Hair Gel.

#askstefannsalvatore #hehehe #came out of the closet #dirty mind is dirty

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I LOVE YOU MORE

#ask-lexi-branson #not possible bby

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And im not scared of you roxie…you’re a girl…

Mr Bitch Justin Mikaelson said what? (via thelittleroxiesalvatore)

#Nice knowin you justin

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Tumblr Crushes:

ask-lexi-branson 

ask-cousingilbert-deactivated20

askxkaterinapetrova

askmysticfallscarebear

alluringcatastrophe-deactivated

kissedbyeternity

fangsandsarcasm

damon-salvatorex

somebodyxtoldmex

#ask-lexi-branson #askxkaterinapetrova #askmysticfallscarebear #kissedbyeternity #fangsandsarcasm #damon-salvatorex #somebodyxtoldmex #crossed out = no longer exsists

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To the hate anons:

If I see one more hate message on my dash...

#who is getting hate #let me find out who is sending it!

[askstefannsalvatore]

I don't have parents. Kol Mikaeslon is my master!

slightlybatty to Magdelena

#slightlybatty #magdelenakorakov #brb rolling on the floor

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I LOVE YOU. THE END. :D

#exoticitalianbeauty #;D

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Hello, I'm Stefan.

askstefannsalvatore started following you

*tilts her head* Hello.

#askstefannsalvatore

[askstefannsalvatore]

Wha—? No! I do not, what are you doing out of the bathroom? Or here’s a better question how are you alive?

Stefan to his now walking, talking hair gel. (via theindecisive-elenagilbert)

#askstefannsalvatore #stefanshairgel #stefans-hairgel #I died. #lmaooo

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Wha--? No! I do not, what are you doing out of the bathroom? Or here's a better question how are you alive?

stefans-hairgel started following you.

Stefan! Do you need my assistance? 

#askstefannsalvatore