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Now that I’ve officially finished Wizard101 on my Myth I can finally show off my current gear stitches!

Also I’ve adopted a new child! It was between Ice and Life (underrated schools for the win bby) but I eventually settled on Life!

She’s currently at the end of Krok and let me say I knew life was hard but when you’re trying to solo and the most powerful spell you have is Leprechaun... it’s been rough. However I am excited to face and overcome the general challenges of playing as a solo life wizard (it’s a long way to forest lord lol) and to see how it’ll be different in a team as opposed to balance and myth.

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #balance #the life of a balance wizard #balance wizard #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #life #life wizard #the life of a life wizard

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Me, everyday for the past month: This weekend I’m going to do the Medulla dungeon

#and I never end up doing it #I just hate medulla so much #still scarred from the last time I did it #wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #Empyrea

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Can’t believe I have the same glasses as this guy wtf

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #glasses #mine are red tho

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Me, defeated, watching my vegetable henchmen try to defeat Judge Veg:

Me, ten minutes later, finding out that I have to fight him again because I was technically dead:

Me, on the second round of a new battle after summoning two henchmen and Veg turns ME into a vegetable:

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #the life of a balance wizard #balance solo #balance solo problems #balance #balance wizard #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #karamelle #Judge Veg #im so mad #I had to rage quit because he kept healing himself #I literally spent all of my crowns on this one fight and I STILL lost

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!!!!!!

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #can you tell I just started karamelle #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #balance solo #balance solo problems #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #karamelle #dyvim whitehart #my favorite boi!!! #so far he’s the only good thing about karamelle for me tho

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Some no name boss in Karamelle just did 4K damage on me??? The minions are doing 1k???And my shadow pips are taking forever to show up??? Wtf????

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #the life of a balance wizard #balance #balance wizard #balance solo #balance solo problems #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #karamelle #what is going on???? #maybe I’m not used to actual gameplay anymore?? #also where are my shadow pips?? #do you know how often I’ve had to flee or been killed because my shadow pips won’t show???

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My team just freaking killed Malistaire while I was gone to refill health and I got none of the drops... thanks guys

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #the life of a balance wizard #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #god i hate castle darkmoor #castle darkmoor #darkmoor #i hate teaming up

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Pls someone give me strength I ended up in Graveyard with three toxic players and one of them is sexist as hell

Also I’ve been gone for awhile bc online school is murdering me and apparently Karmelle is out???

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #castle darkmoor #darkmoor #god i hate castle darkmoor #karmelle

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Update: Today I learned that a good team and a lot of communication get you everywhere in Darkmoor. The team I ended up with got through the Upper Halls in less than a hour!!!

Now all I have left is the Graveyard (which I’m doing later because I just know that’s gonna take forever) and then I can farm!

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #w101 #the life of a balance wizard #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #castle darkmoor #darkmoor #god i hate castle darkmoor

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About to start Upper Halls in Darkmoor... I crave death and I haven’t even made it to the Graveyard yet.

So far every team up I’ve joined is just people farming and none of them will help me through the dungeon. One group I teamed up with literally kicked me out because they wanted to farm. I’ve been here for thirty minutes and I haven’t even started this dumb dungeon yet.

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #castle darkmoor #darkmoor #god i hate castle darkmoor

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Y’all... I ended up in Darkmoor with three people who have never done this dungeon before and didn’t even look up the cheats...

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #w101 #the life of a balance wizard #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #castle darkmoor #darkmoor #god i hate castle darkmoor

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#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #darkmoor #castle darkmoor #god i hate castle darkmoor #here we go again

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Y’all, I’m taking APUSH this year and right now we’re doing a unit on early native tribes and every time I see “Aztecs,” my mind autocorrects it to “Azteca or “Aztecasaurs...”

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #w101 #the life of a balance wizard #w101 fandom #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #myth #ap us history #apush #apush me off a cliff

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Honestly it’s kinda funny that our character actually thinks they’re being sneaky at the beginning of Khrysalis... like within the first few minutes of being there we do all of the following:

Showed mercy to that one bug boss (Khalik?) when we were obviously supposed to kill him.

The Arcane Colossus (and all the blue orbs) respond to our presence, and the Rubicund Colossus (the red one) didn’t. It’s pretty obvious which one represents good and evil.

Freed my boi Dyvim Whitehart, a known Burrower spy, and locked up another mantis... like as soon as we’re sent to “interrogate” him he escapes... totally not suspicious.

Not to mention that we don’t have a disguise or anything, and you’d think that Morganthe would’ve been like “yes this is the wizard” at one point to her minions. Like we show up in our bright af wizard robes, no disguise at all, and do all of these things. If it wasn’t for that one character, we probably would’ve gotten caught right away lmao.

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #khrysalis

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*sobbing*

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #balance #balance wizard #the life of a balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #azteca #they must’ve nerfed azteca or something because I flew through it

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Original vs. Updated vs. New looks!

I love the dark blue hair and black lipstick on my balance, although I’m torn on whether I should change the eye color back to purple. My myth looks okay, but I might change some things later.

Tbh I really like the new faces, but only if you choose the right combinations of features. Some of the eyes looked absolutely awful with the mouths.

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #the life of a balance wizard #balance #balance wizard #wizzy101 #w101 #w101 fandom #myth #myth wizard #the life of a myth wizard #wizard101 updates #new faces #new looks

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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#wiz #wiz101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #the life of a balance wizard #balance #balance wizard #w101 #w101 fandom #the life of a myth wizard #myth wizard #myth #belloq #not this mf again #now i actually have to use the team-up