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i love you 😘

I have rented out a room for my friends to talk about their family issues while giving them optional pot brownies

#peter i love you too

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fuck

I have rented out a room for my friends to talk about their family issues while giving them optional pot brownies

#lucas pls #i beg forgiveness from your endless bountiful mercy #and drug brownies #also am i still technically cut off or do u love me

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is this free therapy or are you charging us for the rent. this is too good to be true

I have rented out a room for my friends to talk about their family issues while giving them optional pot brownies

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that band sure was... something

Do you have a favorite memory from high school?

Me and Peter made a (shortlived) rockband when he dormed with me. It was dope,some other students played the other instruments, i was the drummer and Peter had some Vocals full of all that teenage angst. it was perfect, and i didnt even realize he was singing about jason

#i love you two individually #together youre terrifying

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Peter is a furry but dresses like a crab, a concept

i feel like i would know this already

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But what if peter likes crab roleplays during sex

no!!!!!!

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my dog just started whining because of you crab people

you made her sad

be sorry

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Peter dressed as a crab

immediate divorce. we aren’t even married yet but

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i’m so tired

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listen i said i’d do it leave me alone

How does it feel knowing Jason would let your girl die like that?

Like a brotrayal (bro betrayal)

#stop making me get my dick mutilated by a crab

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i can’t see these on my phone but i trust u and thank u

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diane i love you

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Jason "daddy" McSimmonds

i don’t even know how i feel about this

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“crustaceanism” i’m DYING

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

why are you torturing me anon. i see crabs in my dreams

#also fuck you

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If either of your families doesn't come can I come to the wedding, pretty please ,

you can come no matter what 💕

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McSimmonds

possibly. but very long

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Peter McConnell

see that also sounds good. there’s really not a wrong answer