askingalternians

[askingalternians]

"D-o- N-o-t Make Me Laugh, Cl-o-wnwh-o-re. I Am Much T-o--o- -O-ld F-o-r Y-o-u. I Am Nearly 8 Sweeps While Y-o-u Act 6."

yew havv da most bowing sign known to twowwkind

o<[] atleast i dont have a weird asss LISP. Get fucked cullbait. Also i do NOT have the most boring sign known to trollkind. :o)

#ooc: lunari is 7.92 sweeps/17.16 years #grumblr #unreality #homestuck #rp

[askingalternians]

"Y-o-u Are A Casteist Jackass Wh-o- Has N-o-thin Better T-o- D-o- Than Bully Tr-o-lls -O-n Grumblr -O-f All Places. I Am A Sch-o-lar And Acc-o-mplished W-o-man. We Are N-o-where Near The Same Level. Stay In Y-o-ur Lane, Shad-o-w Dr-o-pper."

yew havv da most bowing sign known to twowwkind

o<[] atleast i dont have a weird asss LISP. Get fucked cullbait. Also i do NOT have the most boring sign known to trollkind. :o)

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #rp

[askingalternians]

"S-o- Far, I Have N-o- Inclinati-o-n T-o- Treat Y-o-u -O-therwise. Can Y-o-u Give Me Three G-o--o-d Reas-o-ns As T-o- Why I Sh-o-uld St-o-p Treatin Y-o-u The Way Y-o-u Treat -O-thers?"

yew havv da most bowing sign known to twowwkind

o<[] atleast i dont have a weird asss LISP. Get fucked cullbait. Also i do NOT have the most boring sign known to trollkind. :o)

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #rp

[askingalternians]

"Y-o-u Are Still Gettin Very Angry. Y-o-u Drink S-o- Much Fayg-o- That Y-o-u Can N-o-t H-o-ld Y-o-ur Metaph-o-rical Liqu-o-r In A Verbal Fistfight. Y-o-u Are A Disgrace T-o- The Messiah."

yew havv da most bowing sign known to twowwkind

o<[] atleast i dont have a weird asss LISP. Get fucked cullbait. Also i do NOT have the most boring sign known to trollkind. :o)

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #rp

[askingalternians]

”Y-o-u Are Getting Angry -O-ver That? Thin Skin.”

yew havv da most bowing sign known to twowwkind

o<[] atleast i dont have a weird asss LISP. Get fucked cullbait. Also i do NOT have the most boring sign known to trollkind. :o)

#grumblr

[askingalternians]

”S-o-rry In A What Kind -O-f Way?”

1owb1oods are so cute ugh.

[askingalternians]

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #not question #rp

[askingalternians]

"What D-o- Y-o-u Mean Clulge? What Kind -O-f Unh-o-ly W-o-rd Have Y-o-u C-o-nc-o-cted?"

VvV | Someone just sent me an ask saying "nevermind you can be mean to cullers all you want wtf". | VvV

VvV | Not going to ask. | VvV

#“And I Th-o-ught Clussy Was Bad!” #grumblr #unreality #homestuck #not question

[askingalternians]

Okay. Guys? Can we not be weird to the grumblr blogs? There are actual people behind those screens and they probably don't appreciate or enjoy any advancements or icky jokes or shitty death/rape/what-have-you threats thrown their way. Just be respectful, it's not that hard.

[askingalternians]

”Enc-o-uragin -O-thers T-o- Cull Themselves Is Despicable. Y-o-u Sh-o-uld Be Ashamed!”

Who-- are yo--u and What happened to-- graffiti?

[n()ne ()f y()ur bus!ness][hes f!ne]

[askingalternians]

”Quit Bein S-o- Rude.”

Who-- are yo--u and What happened to-- graffiti?

[n()ne ()f y()ur bus!ness][hes f!ne]

[askingalternians]

"Why Are They Called Chucklev-o--o-d-o--o-s And N-o-t HeeHeepn-o-sis?"

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #not question

[askingalternians]

found an ask game on a defunct blog. trimmed it somewhat, de-qqquirked it, and made it a bit more appropriate. enjoy. - mod meenah

Grumblr Ask Game

1. What's set as your palmhusk's lockscreen? Hivescreen? Why?

2. Cheese vs. chocolate?

3. Do you have any nicknames given to you that are especially close to your pusher? Any reason why?

4. Barkbeasts vs. purrbeasts?

5. Are you an evening troll or a day hootbeast?

6. If you could have any psionics, which would you pick? (This includes animal and ghost communion and chucklevoodoos)

7. What are 3 movies you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

8. Show us a picture of your frondwriting?

9. What's your favourite obscure fact that you know?

10. Favourite animal and why?

11. Three events/people that you think have shaped your life?

12. Tell a funny story about your wrigglerhood?

13. What is your ideal gift to get from a hatefriend or quadrant? (Pick any quadrant - or all four)

14. What's something you've always wanted to do but been unable to, for whatever reason?

15. What do you think of when you hear the word "hive"?

16. Three things that make you happy?

17. How many goregle/flamingslybeast tabs do you have open right now?

18. Three things about a quadrant? (Red or black)

19. Three things about an enemy? (Not romantic)

20. Do you collect anything?

21. What's something that never fails to cheer you up?

22. Favourite hobby and how/why you got into it?

23. Biggest pet peeve?

24. Share a secret?

25. Favourite song/artist?

26. What is your go-to, favourite meal to make?

27. Describe yourself in three words?

28. If you could only bring one item to an isolated alien planet, what would you bring?

29. What colour is your hair?

30. Have you ever dyed your hair? If not, what colour would you dye it?

31. Coffee or tea?

32. What's your dream job? (Not limited by caste)

33. Quadrant status?

34. What is the ideal time and length for a nap?

35. If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

36. What do you think says the most about a person?

37. Do you think you fit into stereotypes for your caste?

38. What is your favourite scent?

39. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

40. What is your favourite thing about Grumblr?

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #not question

[askingalternians]

"Y-o-u Are Certainly N-o-t Helpin Y-o-ur Case."

"H-o-ly Fuck TA Was Right?"

NO. NO. No she was NOT.

#unreality #homestuck #rp #grumblr

[askingalternians]

"That, Like M-o-st Things, May Be M-o-re Empire Pr-o-paganda. Y-o-u Kn-o-w H-o-w The Dr-o-nes Are With That S-o-rt -O-f Thing."

polyquadrimancy: valid or no?

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #not question

[askingalternians]

”Even N-o-w, I Am Sh-o-cked That The Pale Quadrant Is N-o-t P-o-lyam-o-r-o-us By Default.”

polyquadrimancy: valid or no?

[askingalternians]

"Where Were Y-o-u Sch-o--o-lfed? In My Feedings, I Was Taught Ab-o-ut The Lime Caste, The C-o-untless Failed Rev-o-luti-o-ns, The Mirthful Messiahs, Et Cetera. I Was Even Taught Ab-o-ut The Signless And His F-o-ll-o-wers, Alth-o-ugh Th-o-se Were M-o-stly Spun T-o- Be Cauti-o-nary Tales Ab-o-ut G-o-in Against The Empire."

limes exist, or at least they used to, did you not ever listen in those history classes? they were too dangerous and disgusting to exist so they were all culled, just as any other caste will be if they are deemed too vile for the imperial glory. it wouldnt be the strangest thing to happen if one of them by some fluke chance emerged through the gene slurry even so long after their presumed extinction

I w})s not told of this event in my schoolfeeding. Th})t's cert})inly interesting. It's disgusting to im})gine one of them could h})ve m})n})ged to cr})wl out of the c})verns however. Someone should re})lly cull th})t troll, if they're telling the truth.

#grumblr #unreality #homestuck #hs rp