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The poro gave a happy purr and started to nuzzle into Caitlyn's thumb. Who knew how it got into Caitlyn's office.. but it was here now and he looked to be rather happy here.

" Purra kupo!" * The little Poro runs around Caitlyn, looking for treats.*

"… eee!" She kneels down and picks up the poro. "Hello, sweetheart! How did you get in my office, hrm?" She holds up the poro. "Vi? I found another one!"

#sheriff-caitlyn #ask a poro

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"Poro Snax did not exist until recently. And judging by the ingredients, most Poros are omnivores?"

Gurra Durf Furra Murf Purrrrr~! ( Yes, we are omnivores. Poro Snacks are treats that we enjoy. The recipe is actually really simple! Poro snacks have a vitamin added to us to help us grow. The equivalent of Vegemite to you humans! But a Normal Recipe is easy!

Poro Snacks! ( For Humans)

Here is what you need!:

2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup butter, softened

1 1/2 cups white sugar

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 Carrot or Cherry/Strawberry Fruit Roll up for Garnish!

For the Frosting:

1/2 cup of butter (1 stick), room temperature

8 oz of Philly cream cheese (1 package), room temperature

2 - 3 cups of powdered sugar

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

Directions

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a small bowl, stir together flour, baking soda, and baking powder. Set aside.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until smooth. Beat in the egg and vanilla. Gradually blend in the dry ingredients. I prefer a lot of vanilla in my treats so do what you think is right for you! Roll rounded teaspoonfuls of dough into balls, and place onto ungreased cookie sheets.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until golden. It should only take about 10 minutes. While this is cooking you can work on the frosting!

 With an electric mixer, mix the butter and cream cheese together, about 3 minutes on medium speed until very smooth. Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl to ensure even mixing.

Add the vanilla extract and mix. Slowly add the powdered sugar. Keep adding until you get to desired sweetness and thickness.

Either spread on with a blunt knife or spatula, or spoon into a piping bag to decorate the cookie!

Now, Take your carrot or Fruit Roll up and make a heart shape out of it. Use a Cookie cutter if you need too. Place it on top of the cream cheese frosting and you are done!

Simple Poro snacks for any human to enjoy! )

#askaporo #poro snack #recipe #it is really good #and super simple #the-stricken-veteran

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The Poro flopped at her feet and gave a gentle whimper. No treats? Sad day indeed.

" Purra Kupo?(Do You have any treats?)" The Poro stares up at Syndra with big eyes.

The Sovereign would merely dart a glare into the Poro’s direction, letting out a quiet growl. “I hate Poros.”

#syndraella #askaporo #i love syndra #I think deep down she totally is a softie #But dosen't let it show #Will forever ship her with Zed

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VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

48: What's your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define "cheating"?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

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Poro looks up at Syndra with big innocent eyes. Practically with tears it gives a small whimper.

if you could pick up and throw poros, WOULD YOU??? (i would)

"What kind of question is that? I can pick up Poros and throw them, so why should I not do it?”

#syndraella #deathrocket #askaporo #Can syndra do that? #i forget #I usually never get her on ARAM

[askaporo]

Leona dressed like Freddie Mercury! Please make it happen!

((Ask and you shall receive.. I guess.))

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The Poro started to purr and coo, then rolled onto it's back. Hopefully, There would be treats. But sometimes, Poro would take belly rubs or cuddling. Either or made him happy.

The Poro looked to the Sheriff and started to sniff around her. Then, upon finding no treats for now, started to nuzzle into her leg.

Caitlyn suddenly noticed something in her leg, and saw it was a poro. “Why hello there cutie, how are you doing?” She said in a sweet relaxed voice. She bent over to pet the little thing.

#theladyinthehat #askaporo #poro wants lurve #hopefully Vi isn't around hehe

[askaporo]

[[ Pentas should always be celebrated! ]]

((CONGRATS ON THE PENTA BATSY))

//Oh that thing is on tumblr now? Uhm. Cheers?

#pentakill #ask-emumu

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He poked his head out of the grass and stared up to Graves. On his way? Maybe he had important things to do. Like food. Food was always a good reason to go home. Well, the Poro had his fill of food. Maybe he should share? Running back into the bushes and grabbing half of a very stale Poro Snack, he ran in front of Graves and set the snack in front of the man.

"You're one of the lil' critters I see roamin' 'round the Howlin' Abyss, ain't ya?" Graves pondered as he looked down at the creature. "Doin' nothin' more than just that. And eatin' the snacks they give us whenever we're there." The outlaw crouched down and reached into his satchel for whatever was left from a previous battle, handing the food to the Poro. "Guess I'll just empty out the satchel for ya."

The Poro’s eyes went wide. Oh, how he hit the mother load! He proceeded to run around Graves, nuzzling and licking the outlaw. Every Poro has his day, and this one was in hog heaven.

#bilgewater-outlaw #askaporo #he's sharing #because he cares

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The Poro's eyes went wide at the sight of the Poro snack. Running over, he gobbled it up instantly and then started to lick Thresh's hand. Happy purrs and coos coming from it.

The Poro looked upon Thresh.. there was something.. different... Oh well, the question was, did this Thresh have treats! He looks up to Thresh with such big eyes.

"Well hello there. Aren’t you cute!" Thresh giggled and held out a poro snack. 

#female-thresh #askaporo #Such happy poro

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We fight. We protect. We dominate.

2nd image source [x]

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Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

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[[ WOO! MESS WITH THE PUG TIME!.. I mean.. uh.. Serious time *nod nod* ]]

Playing ARAM

Strictly ARAM tonight. Join if you want.

#just kidding #I only mess around in bot games #Like JungleAhri #Protip #Dont try it

[askaporo]

[[ If you don't have a full party I wouldn't mind a few games ]]

Playing ARAM

Strictly ARAM tonight. Join if you want.

#aram

[askaporo]

[[ I thought this was Jinx Topless? ]]

I FOUND A PICTURE OF VI TOPLESS!!!!

don’t tell anyone………………….

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#im terrible #oh well #the scandal

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[[ Name of game? ]]

Playing ARAM

Strictly ARAM tonight. Join if you want.

#aram

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how do you feel about people just killing each other constantly in front of you?

Pop curros! ( Dinner and a show! I get food out of it! )