tolkien, jimmy, and clyde, how did you figure out you were queer?
Uh... G-G-Great question, fella. I-It just hit me one day, I guess.
He wanted to write a movie with me and I stared at him like he was the most beautiful person I'd ever seen. (He was.)
Okay, well, I just thought Kyle was cute. Don't know why Clyde is having like... a moment or something.
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GAH- THIS WAS OUR 100TH POST!!
Hooray.
C-C-Craig, try to sound a-at least a little bit excited.
Yeah, man.
I'm not usually one to agree with Clyde.
But?
But nothing, that was the end of the sentence.
Oh.
WHERE ARE YOU YOU HAVENT POSTED IN TWO MONTHS PLEASE COME BACK!!!
ACK- U-Uhm, our ask box has b-been- GAH- empty!
Yeah, no one's asked anything in two months.
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Hey can u do headcanons of the main four cause you said you'd be ok with that and you're really good at headcanons I think
100%!! here you go ^^ i added butters in because i love butters 😭
STAN
-Has acne scars
-Greasy hair
-Bleached hair (done poorly with Kyle's help)
-Gets faded with Ken and Leo
-Really quiet when high
-Pierced ear (uses a regular stud when not goth)
-Plays guitar but only does covers of midwest emo bands (so angsty)
-Takes a shot every morning before school to get him prepared for bullshit
-Shaves
-Grunge
-Skateboards
-Vans kid
KYLE
-Stressed
-So so stressed
-In a band with Stan, Ken, and Leo
-They write midwest emo songs
-Doesn't wear his hat anymore
-Keeps it tied back instead
-Academia style
-Can skateboard but prefers roller skating or bike riding
-Gifted kid burnout type beat
-Had one B+ and literally had a panic attack
-On the debate team
-Converse kid
-Favorite book is LOTR
-Autistic bc I said so
-Transmasc also bc I said so
-Gets high with the guys because of stress from school
-He gets really talkative when he's high
-He hates facial hair so every time it gets more than just stubbly, he shaves
-Which is like once a week
CARTMAN
-Prefers Eric
-Is on meds
-So he's a lot better than he was when he was a kid
-Like so much better
-He's also an academic
-He and Kyle get along better
-Kyle counts his pills
-They have a study group
-Also on the debate team
-He's still very outspoken, but he's toned it down a lot
-He's always got interesting questions
-I don't really have much to say about him
-Nike's kid
-Ditched his hat
-Sweater vests
-All he wears
-And khakis
-Loves the khak
KENNY
-Always high
-He prefers Ken now that they're older
-The only one allowed to call Leo 'Butters'
-They're dating
-He gets faded with Stan
-He's like insanely smart, he just doesn't turn in assignments
-Skateboards to school with Stan
-Constantly hangs out at the ice cream shop to see Leo
-Gets high with Leo to get his mind off his parents
-Works 3 part time jobs
-He uses the money to buy stuff for Leo and Karen
-They mean the most to him
-Also grunge but like hippie grunge yknow?
-He smokes cigarettes too
-He likes the smell and taste of nicotine
-Leo tells him that he tastes like cigarettes every time they kiss
-He and Kyle help Stan with his school work (and get high)
-They have a 'study group' every Saturday and get high in Stan's garage
-Ken is the type to get all deep and philosophical when he's high
-His hair is also like really long
-Greasy too
-He wears a mask instead of his hood
-His acne is so bad bc of it
-He's just a greasy rat man and I live for it
-Has lots of piercings (bridge, snake bites, tongue, septum and both sides of his nose, ears)
-Insane amount of stick and pokes (he did them with pen ink and a needle)
-Socks with sandals kid
-Also a Converse kid
-Like his parents scraped together enough money to buy him one (1) pair of Cons and now thats all he wears
BUTTERS
-Likes Leo way better than Butters
-Has a better haircut
-Calls Ken 'Ken doll'
-Pierced his ear once when he and Ken were faded bc he wanted to piss off his dad
-Gets faded with Kenny and Stan
-Takes away the stress of his parents
-B student
-Really likes coquette style
-His favorite thing ever is to be called pretty by Ken
-Hangs out with Ken as much as possible to avoid his parents
-Parents make him shave
-Ken taught him how to rig Life360 so that his parents would think he's with Cartman or Craig
-He buys things for Ken all the time
-Ken never knows how to react so he usually just picks some wild flowers and makes a bouquet
-Loves the flowers
-Has a collection of Sanrio plushies from Ken that's what he buys when he's got money
-Loves cigarettes, the taste, the smell, all of it
-He loves when he can taste it on Ken's lips
-Vans kid
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Also the neurodivergent ppl what are your fav stims? (Sorry I'm asking a lot of questions in a row I'm procrastinating rn and I'm really fucking bored lol)
GAH- U-Uhm, vocal stims m-make me happy!
I mess with my hat. The texture is grounding.
I-I-I-I lean o-on my crutches and sssstuff.
Rubbing my knuckles together! I think it's goofy because I look like a fly preparing its food, but also it's very comforting.
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