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America crying: p-please stop

The Nordics: :) ø

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What's your favorite type of chocolate

"I don't have one, I think all of them taste good!"

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How did you enjoy your all hallows eve?

"Yes, I did! I was in America for the time being! Ihad so much fun going to houses and receiving candy!"

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Send me an ask (off-anon please!) or a message if you’re interested!

Prices – all in USD:

Full size – full color: $25 – sketch (colored or monochrome): $15

Chibi – full color: $15 – sketch (colored or monochrome): $10

For all styles, additional character(s) cost $10

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"I met a strange girl today. I can't remember her name, but she had a weapon through her head while we were passing the inter-universal tunnel. I offered to help her, but she politely declined and told me that she's used to this happening. The girl continued to walk past me, leaving small drops of blood.

Whatever universe SHE'S from, I bet it's not kind to her..."

@traitor-angel-16-5

#aph faroe islands #aph faroes #hetalia faroe islands #hetalia faroes #Lilja Jógvansdottir #Sólja Jógvansdottir #traitor-angel-16-5 #nge #neon genesis evangelion

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Emergency commissions and their process gifs 2018

I’m in a pickle.The prices are low.My aim to please high.Grab it while it’s hot my dudes.

Got an ig? Let’s get it going there! My ig art is linked here for convenience.

Want to commission me from here? That’s fine too, shoot me a dm and your email!

If you see this post and it is a month old or more but want to commission me still, please check my instagram highlights for current info on the prices.

Also, please reblog if you can <3

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How are the sheep?

They're doing well! I'm making sure they ear, rest and do other sheep things!

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Have you been in contact with Norway since the treaty of Kiel?

Yes, Norway and I are in contact with each other, excluding Svalbard. However, it isn’t really much. As much as I want us to talk more, I can’t bring myself to say anything to him. Just not... not directly. 

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do u kno dat ur last name says that ur son to someone named jógvan. sorry for ruin everything plz don't hate me

“It’s alright, nothing’s ruined! That naming convention has been around for some time and I can’t blame you. I’m actually glad you noticed!”

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What is your favourite food

Skerpikjøt, without a doubt. If you don't know what it is, it's dried mutton that's typically taken from a sheep's legs! It tastes really good, you should try it!

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▼ - childhood headcanon

//: to say that Denmark and Norway were there the entire time would be historically inaccurate, as I intend to truly emulate the Faroese through Lilja. The earliest believed record of the first people on the islands were Irish monks in the 6th century. It'd be another 300 years later for the Vikings to set foot.I headcanon her age to be somewhere between 5-7 years old at the time. She wasn't necessarily clueless, however she didn't understand what was going on. The way she acted, she just looked up at the two Scandinavian teenagers and held up her arms, wanting to be carried. I guess her childhood itself would be Rekka teaching her how to take care of a Viking household or even learning to be a shieldmaden, should Lilja have grown old enough. Nonetheless, because she is STILL a teenager who just happens to represent a landmass holding 49,000 people ,she has a few more years of childhood left for her!

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Everything but sexual headcanon is fair game!

Headcanon meme~

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  Yes.  Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

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*sigh* Every time...

Awkward

Den: Does Faroes want anything for her birthday?

Nor: I dunno… what should we get her?

Ice: Guys-

Sve: I’ll make her a wooden rabbit.

Fin: Bake her cookies?

Den: Meh, she’s not really a kid anymore. Plus, does she even like that kind of stuff?

Ice: Guys.

Nor: Would she even want ANYTHING for her birthday, at that matter?

Faroes: I’m literally sitting in the same room as you all.

All Nordics, except Iceland: HOLY SHIT, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Faroes: I’ve been here this whole time. At least ICELAND bothered to bring that to your attention.

//Omgg Faroes is the Canada of the Nordics.

#Lilja Jógvansson #Aph Faroes #aph faroe islands #hetalia faroes #hetalia faroe islands #hetalia ask account #hetalia ask blog #hetalia ask a nation #reblog #aphnordicsubmissions

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woof *a dog runs up to you*

Oooh, a dog! Are you lost?

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*sends random crap into inbox "you be very thankful of that"* become one with russia ,da? ˆJˆ

Ivan, I made myself clear that our interactions will no longer go farther than salmon trade and discussion of sovereign states. If I see you anywhere near me, I WILL have someone to remind you of this transgression. 

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what if mr.puffin pooped on your head? just to piss your muses off

I’d just calm down, take a deep breath (and a shower) and shOvE a CoRK UP THE LITTLE SHIT’S ASS

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Fear m!a and u must fear butter and anons for 10 asks

Emily, this isn’t an M!A, this is you expressing the desire to torment me with a dairy product. Nor are you on anon, so that just got avoided entirely.