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Xander: well at least she'll be able to double jump...

Specs from: being my best friend

#it would make her worse (affectionate) #anarky | gwen #specs

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Gif I made. I hope you guys like it as much as I do :>

I LOVE SEA SLUGS!!!!!

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So uhh.. how long is it taking them to convince them to let you back in?

I dont know alot baout physics but space radiation seems bad- even with Anarky P:

So I Finally got to the asteroid belt

Couple things.

One, the empty expanse of the void is terrifying and I *have* closed the visors on all the windows because if I look out there for more than five seconds I think I'm going to start ripping the walls apart.

Two, I made contact with the Gofannon! They're careful in wierd ways. Don't give a shit about what cargo you're carrying. At least, unless you make it their problem and it isn't people. But they do a full background on you, and you gotta pay up front for oxygen before you board.

Anyway thats to say that I... *might* have triggered some kinda fraudulent data sensor when they checked my civil profile. Which to be fair I did spoof. But I was pretty thorough, and most of thats just the early stuff.

Anyway Kayleigh and Tanya are currently arguing with whoevers running the joint. (Which is gonna make befriending them *real* fun) and I'm posting this from the outer fringes of the station. I guess this is what they do with anyone they don't like. Its pretty desperate here actually, by the looks of things they've only got the rad shields running at a diminished rate so this space is just baking in rads.

Honestly the whole station is pretty ad hoc, I'd offer to help but they locked me out. I think this was supposed to be an execution? The guard on the other side of the door is looking pretty upset about my not being dead. It's kinda funny actually, I shouldn't take a photo right?

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bad and naughty symbiotes get put in the salad spinner

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New Year new comm post!

pm me for more info! or check out my art blog at @scribbling-scientist

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100 Days of Sea Creatures Day 48 - Dusky Nembrotha (Nembrotha kubaryana)

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Starting my day off all kinds of wrong. Apparently I went to grab creamer for my coffee and somehow grabbed the sour cream without noticing?? And now I've got a mug of the worst Joe I've ever had.

Still finishing it, because I need the caffeine, but it sucks.

#the sour halloween

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Stage shampoo complete!

But where do we go from here, I have some ideas for the grand finale but, where's the middle ground? Gang, I am now taking suggestions on where best to teleport moderate amounts of sour cream into someones apartment.

#The Sour Halloween

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I need y'all to know I'm now driving to Costco dressed as Jonny fucking d'Ville

#xander speaks #the sour halloween

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Hey Xander, I know I have a rule against taking food and supplies from other universes but this serves a incredibly mission critical purpose.

Can you go on a costco run for me in the next hour? Then portal over, I got plans

Yes. Absolutely. Txt me your list?

Also you still coming to our party later? Laura has your costume all ready?

#what on earth is your plan? #i cant wait #anarky | Gwen

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You see what I'm getting?

Oh if you're wondering, I'm manually deleting every post the other Xander makes...

Because its funny

And I'm petty.

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Laura gets a free pass through. Even if she leaves me pass agg notes in the drafts.

-NKM

#also why is her sign off flames? #xander 99918b speaks

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Oh if you're wondering, I'm manually deleting every post the other Xander makes...

Because its funny

And I'm petty.

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Laura gets a free pass through. Even if she leaves me pass agg notes in the drafts.

-NKM

#xander 99918b speaks

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Laura: wtf?? Of course we can! Where have you been? Under a rock?

Got hit by a drone mid double jump, now my legs fucking ach e fml

#laura speaks

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orange

#mac n cheese

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Did not see a single one of those coming

#mac n cheese

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Owch- Laura always said getting knocked mid double jump throws off your balence something aweful!

Got hit by a drone mid double jump, now my legs fucking ach e fml

#Xander speaks #((Handing the acct back to normal Xander for this bit #because it's too funny))