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[ask-rosie]

Do humans....Do they even taste good? -ADHD!!

They do! Quite like pork.

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[ask-rosie]

Auntie Rosie, may I have some chocolate dipped fingers?

Of course you can!

She holds out a plate of them.

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"A Little Sketchy", a tale from...

THE EMPLOYERS FROM OUTER SPACE

It was the middle of the night and I was sleeping in my bed, when a crazy job offer was transmitted into my head. I thought that I was dreaming or that maybe I was dread. No, the message was real, and this is what it said:

"We're a little company from far away and we're reaching out because we found your resume. We think we've got an offer that you won't refuse, a special opportunity that you won't wanna lose. So sneak into the woods when you can see each star and don't tell anybody where you are-"

Is this a little sketchy? Or am I just paranoid? Is it so farfetched that we could soon be employed? But it's super duper sketchy...

"Hey, I don't mean to naysay, but the verdict is in, and this is HECKA SKETCHY! No mention of benefits? No mention of pay? No experience required... at least that's what they say!"

"It's clear you have potential, yeah, we aren't dull. Experience is not essential to sell your soul- Oops, what we mean is that jobs like these are very hard to find. All we ask is that you leave the world you know behind. This offer won't last long, we're gonna take off soon, so come down to this place when you can gaze at the moon."

Yeah, this is super sketchy... so why am I overjoyed? Guess we're pretty desperate to be employed.

"Isn't this the moment you've been waiting for? It's chances like these that you can't ignore. So come on, come on, come on, OPEN THE DOOR!"

But it's super duper sketchy... but it could my only shot...

She raises her eyebrow a little.

....hmm...

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[ask-rosie]

It Is Alastor's cat

Her eyes widen in utter concern. "What the hell."

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*brings a cat like this*

Here

What. The. Hell.

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[ask-rosie]

hello :3

Aww, what a cute cat! And hello there!

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*I was walking around Cannibal Town when I spotted Rosie's shop. Interested, I stepped inside, my skirt swishing at my feet as I did so, humming quietly as I took in the area* -Katrina

Rosie looked over and smiled, rushing over. "Well, hello there, my dear!" she introduced herself. "My name is Rosie, and welcome to Rosie's Emporium! Now, what can I do for you?"

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*I looked at each finger before selecting the best one and eating it, before I got up off the ground and ran away* "BAI, CYA LATER MOM!" -Jiltina

Alright!

She waves at you as you leave.

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[ask-rosie]

YES, NEW AUNT ACQUIRED, thank you :3 Anyways, what is you least favorite part of the human body to eat? And your fav?

Least favourite has to be the joints. They just don't have enough meat on them. And my favourite... most likely the thighs or chest! The meat on those parts is quite tender and flavourful.

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*My eyes widen and I bouce from where I'm sitting* "I love fingers!!!"

-Jiltina

Amazing, amazing!

She hands you a plate of fingers.

#asks #rosie's children #jiltina

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Is it true you have a gaydar? If so, same! Also...mind being my aunt? (I found this art here on Tumblr btw)

I can indeed be your aunt! And yes, I do have a 'gaydar', as you refer to it. In this case, it would be more of an 'Ace Trace'.

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*My eyes brighten and I nod, happy* "yaye! Now what?" *I ask, tilting my head at the newly claimed mother figure* -Jiltina

....would you like a finger? Or a brownie, if that's more your thing.

#rosie's children #jiltina

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*I pause, looking up at Rosie and grinning* "I've claimed you as my mother figure now, no leaving me now :3" *I giggle and plop down at her side* -Jiltina the Cat Demon

Oh! Well, that is quite alright!

She smiles at them.

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[ask-rosie]

mom, the kids at school ate like a whole person today and i think the teachers got it for us d'you think you could do something like some sort of teacher appreciation in cannibal town? they're frankly very kind individuals.

(@sadchild-of-cannibaltown)

Oh, of course we can!

She claps her hands excitedly.

That does sound amazing!

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Does alastor still talk about me?😢😢😢😢

Uh... I do hate to break it to you, but not in the slightest, no.

#asks #i am. so very sorry

[ask-rosie]

I dare you to Look at @nunalastor 's blog

She chokes on the finger she's eating.

My lord!

// i am tallying up the nunalastor asks i get,,, 3 so far,,, //

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I... sad anon... have been upgraded to...

SAD CHILD

congrats! you're my mother 🤩

She pats you on the head.

Would you like a biscuit? Or a finger?

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