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Sketch dump from Twitter

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Made a thing for Alastor. Headcanons of course.

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You know what I want? An episode of...

Alastor,

Vox,

and Sir Pentious

getting trapped in an escape room and needing to work together to find a way out.

Think about it...

Three, overconfident, well dressed, selfish, power-hungry, homicidal, eccentric, psychopathic edgelords with literally the biggest, fattest egos on the planet...

All trapped in a room together.

(Seriously though, I think this idea may have potential. 😆)

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Cmon... you know why.

"You're next."

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Hey moxxie, what is your favorite movie and music?

"My favorite music would have to be Broadway showtimes. As for my favorite movie, definitely "Saw". I appreciate their use of torture forms."

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(Inspo)

My first Collab with @cosmic-artzz 😂

I love this

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How about Vox and a reader that's snarky and sarcastic and always has a comeback? Maybe how they met, first impressions and how they got together? Thanks a lot! :D

Yay! More ask about tv daddy-

💕📽Vox x Sarcastic Reader📽💕

   TV Daddy will and always has been a jerk, he insults, mocks and makes fun of everyone

However, unless he’s with another overlord, he’s not use to people giving him a taste of his own medicine

You were an employee of Rosie, of all people and had been the one of the managers of her emporium 

However, since this was hell and no one cared, you could treat customers with as much snarky and sarcasm as you wanted

Made dealing with Karens easier :)

Vox came in and came up to you, demanding to see Rosie about something urgent

You never kept track of who the overlords were and really really really didn’t care about whatever this TV head had to say, you simply told him that if he wanted to talk to Rosie he had to schedule an appointment

Vox: “Did you not hear me?! I said I need to see Rosie! It’s an emergency!”

You: “Just like every other customer wanting a refund, look either schedule an appointment or take it up with the front desk”

Vox is baffled, he’s trying to deal with an serious problem and trying to contact Rosie, then you’re over here being a little shit-

In reality you’re just doing your job, afterall Rosie never mentioned that overlords could instantly see her without an appointment

Vox, if he had common sense and wasn’t super petty, he would tell you the situation, show proof that he was friends with Rosie or ya know introduce himself with his title

But nope, he resulted to insults, because he’s a mature adult

However you had the perfect comebacks to all of them

Vox: “Are you stupid-”

You: “Sorry talking to you must have caused me to lose some IQ points.”

Or

Vox: “I could end you!”

You: “And I could beat you up but that be considered animal abuse.”

But what really got him riled up was when you insulted his clothing and he said “I don’t care what you think!”

And you deadass serious said, “I don’t think about you at all”

Vox is pissed, but there is some reluctant respect

Well played

Well played indeed

Finally Rosie came by and told you that fellow overlords didn’t need an appointment to talk to her

You: “HE”S an overlord?”

Vox: “W-”

You: “Huh didn’t know they let stray dogs rule parts of hell-”

Cue Rosie holding back laughter and Vox glaring daggers

Rosie suggest that you two start over and giver proper introductions

You two manage to do so without any snark and then Vox leaves to talk with Rosie

Honestly you didn’t think much of him besides the fact that he was a little cute and that you liked seeing him get flustered by your comebacks

Yet the next week he came by again asking to see Rosie, you obliged this time and showed him the way 

He tried to insult you again but it didn’t work-

Vox: “Why do you even wear that? It’s so ugly.”

You: “Well I was trying to look like you so-”

Touche

This repeats for awhile, Vox stops by to see Rosie and you two exchange insults on the way 

It stops being malicious and is obviously playful after a couple of more weeks, even Vox managed to get you a few times

Vox: “I had a rough day but seeing you makes it better.”

You: “Oh? How so?”

Vox: “Because it makes me realize it could be worse, I could be YOU”

However you just laughed

It becomes a common routine, Vox comes by and you two banter before he goes to Rosie.

Actually it gets to a point that he spends more time with you than with Rosie

You two even begin to have ACTUAL conversations 

You two begin to enjoy each others company and become friends sort of

Rosie jokingly mentions Vox having a crush on you but you laugh it off

However she might have a point as one day Vox comes by, not to see Rosie, but to see YOU

He even asks you out to lunch

You were suspicious but figured it be worth a shot

This begins a new routine of Vox taking you out for your lunch break nearly every day, even though neither of you have said said anything they begin to feel more like dates and honestly you think you like that idea

It doesn’t fully click for you until Rosie jokingly ask if you love him

You laughed it off but you quickly realize that-

OH SHIT YOU DO-

This makes seeing Vox a bit hard. You know he at least likes you but would he want you as a partner?

You were a sarcastic snarky little shit, not quite romance material and you didn’t want to change who you were 

But Vox just kept coming by and you two even started hanging out, even when you were off from work

You decided “fuck it” and during another lunch date you just blurt out, 

“I’m in love with you-”

It makes Vox spit out his drink 

Vox: “Um sorry but WHAT THE FUCK!?”

You shrug and repeat yourself, asking if he wants a relationship 

Vox is taken off guard but says he’ll think about it

You act like you don’t care but in reality you panic 

After about two weeks of Vox not saying anything you decide its best to move on even canceling your plans for today to hangout with one of your coworkers 

Vox tries calling you but you ignore it, it would be rubbing salt in the wound

You and your friend hang out until pass midnight, and you come home tired and slightly drunk

And oh hey Vox is here

WAIT WHAT!?

You were legit just about to walk to your bed about to not even notice the giant tv boyo

As you as you noticed you had the appropriate reaction of “What the hell are you doing in my house?! How did you even get in?!”

Vox ignores those important questions and just ask where you have been

You roll your eyes and say you were out with a friend

The following exchange happens

Vox: “iS YoUr fRiEnD MoRe ImPoRtAnT tHAN mE!?”

You: “Why do you care? Are you jealous?”

Vox: “Maybe-”

You: “Wait.”

You two then had a talk and basically Vox loves you too, but didn’t know how to deal with but after you ditched him tonight he realized he better do something about it

You laughed at him a little, but said you loved him again then kissed him

After that you two had a romantic night ;)

And now you two are dating

The ultimate sarcastic power couple

Hope this is what you wanted! 🥰

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"You're damn right I won't."

“Lesson learned:

Moxxie will NOT catch me in a Trust Fall.”

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Ever thought of having a pet hell-owl? It could benefit you and Millie in more ways than one…

"And how exactly do I benefit from a hell owl?"

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For the sake of irony, Husk is a dog lover and Crymini a cat lover

Lol. And just because hell is a bitch to these demons, maybe we’ll opposites to this? We’ve already got a character that is possibly, probably afraid of dogs. Mabey another character will hate or fear cats. And birds too so that would make Husk nightmare fuel to them. Like Crymini will most likely be for Alastor. As if living together wasn’t difficult enough for these misfits :’D

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I’M DYING RN

(Stolen from facebook)

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I saw this video and I was inspired to draw these two.

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Height difference ♡

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Hey moxxie, if you had a son / daughter what would you him/her?

"I'm not sure, Michael if a boy and uh... probably Molly if a girl."

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10/10 best clip of the Hunicast. Angel wasn't in the stream so he gets to pet the kitty.

First animated thingy, pls enjoy.

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Husk owns a hotel omg

Alastor just tore a part of it into the hotel.