1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”
2: “Black.”
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just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
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People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
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my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer
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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas
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nobody can know
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what’s a pic that screams: when u wake up from a seven minute nap that hit u out of nowhere and your mom’s standing above you asking if you want a burrito but you’re still trying to figure out who and where you are
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"Who is Cardi B?"
“The Maya Angelou of hoes”
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