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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! YALL CANT BE MEAN TO ME THIS MONTH >:3 GONNA GO KISS SOME WOMENNNNNN

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⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

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𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆: 𝑨𝒔𝒉

𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔: 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒎𝒔, 𝒑𝒐𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒚, 𝒆𝒗𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄

𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔: 𝒂𝒏𝒚! (𝒔𝒉𝒆/𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔)

𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔: 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒔, 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒕 𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆, 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓

𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒉𝒚𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒊𝒙𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏: 𝒆𝒗𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 + 𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚

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- 𝐒𝐭✰𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥

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I just had a horrid thought

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what is the fucking difference between american accents and canadian accents bro

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it’s so jover chat

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The feminine urge to remove my uterus

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biblically accurate ash

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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saving this for my own personal use

There's a lot of different ways to look at the editing process but this is personally what works for me:

Draft 1. Just get the story down. You can go back and look at things for consistency's sake but honestly don't worry about anything but getting your ideas down.

Draft 2. Make it make sense. This could be as simple as rewriting a line where you said a character is blond but is actually a brunette, or as complicated as completely deleting and/or rewriting a certain scene. Usually it's a combo of both.

Draft 3. All about character. Are your character's actions consistent? Would they really say that line? Are you sure?

Draft 4. All about style. Would that character really say that word? Does that paragraph have a good enough transition? ect.

Draft 5. Just another go around of the two above. Character consistency and style are very important, my friends, and you may need another Passover.

Draft 6. Spelling, flow, ect. You're reaching the end now. Polish it up.

Draft 7. Just reread It 3-5 times. Edit anything and everything you can.

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"I watched American Horror story for the plot"

the plot:

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Dumb NPC ideas to use when your players decide to explore that town you didn't prepare anything for

A scholar that is clearly lost, however you're not sure how he is someone important at all. It even looks like he's glad that he didn't manage to arrive at the event on time.

An old lady (of a race that has a long lifespan), that knows a little way to much about the party's adventure... She doesn't spends much time talking about it though, do you want to buy her pots?

A kid. Just a kid. Make them annoying.

A knight that is very proud about their job and duty, but they just want their shift to end so they can go home to their wife.

A merchant that has a cart in the middle of the fair, however everytime the party goes to another shop or stand he pops up from behind the counter. Turns out the town doesn't receive many merchants so he has to supply all of their needs. He's stressed.

A teen dragon that discovered how to transform into a human, problem is they definitely look 30 but they still are just a teenager, and a moody one.

A shop owner that fucking hates commerce. She's in it because of her family, so she tries to sell the goodies pratically for free and she really wants you to take all of her items. The catch? It's a feather shop. Not magic feathers, not pens, just normal feathers. Probably from a bird that died that morning.

A janitor from a library or big shop that is just too aware of everything. Like, they point out the players class or race without barely batting an eye. They comment on how they "had never seen a chaotic good one in real life". And indirectly disses the players choices they made 2 sessions ago? (Basically a character for the dm to rant a little while not completely breaking the 4th wall)

A woman in her mid-40s (or the equivalent) that is just really excited to meet the party? Her dream was to be an adventurer when she was little so she is definitely asking some weird questions.

A blacksmith that makes weapons purely for the aesthetic. He really doesn't care if it's functional or not, he's just doing cause it looks cool.

A bard that got kicked out of their band or caravan. At first you don't know why but after their 3rd performance of a one-person musical you get it. He wants to stick with the party though. Good luck.

A doggie!! It's cute!! And fluffy!! And it talks!! And it talks? A DOG THAT TALKS!!!!

The most ripped person the party has ever met, they have tons of skulls of big animals on their shoulder. They polish them. They hang them on a wall and start to take notes. They are an archeologist.

A magician that is really not magic at all, he's just so good at card tricks that the town thinks he's a sorcerer. He's freaking out.

A girl that is immune to all kinds of poison, however that is making a little bit hard for her to pursue her cooking career. Apparently poison ivy is not a good seasoning for most people.

An artist that is just really calm and friendly but everyone's afraid of them. The party has no idea why.

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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“i can fix him”

ok welcome to the construction crew

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I know you'll have your own opinion on the situation but gnf didn't sa Cati, her story constantly changing and what she originally accused him of want even SA

she was drunk, he touched her, she felt uncomfortable and said no at first, but after being pressured she caved in and said yes.

drunk people cannot consent. people under the influence of any form cannot consent. that’s the biggest problem for me.