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                                                       White Wolf! 

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New Arm | Bucky

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Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:…

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

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Cristina and Mark in the ballroom scene from Lord of Shadows by Loweana (source: Cassie’s newsletter)

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“There’s a legend about that clock. For a second, when it chimes the hour, the gates to Heaven open.”

Livvy Blackthorn. From The Dark Artifices by @cassandraclare

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Destiny is a funny thing

You never know how things are going to work out

But if you keep an open mind and an open heart

I promise you will find your own destiny

ZUKO & IROH

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Black Widow🕷️Fan art by Denver Balbaboco

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I saw this shirt and I just had to

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#sweetest avenger

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Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

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Tessa Thompson | Pop Quiz | Marie Claire

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Saw this on twitter and I almost choked

(Credits in the picture)

Update: I’ve found(finally) the person on tumblr. Credits to @infinrtywar

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Don’t worry, she’s got help.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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steve and nat’s sacrifices both involved red skull plus someone they love telling them not to do it you cant get anymore shared life experience than that

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Lady Brienne “The Beauty” of Tarth —who grew up scorned and called ugly, who followed a prince to the end of the world just because he was kind, who had long ago given up on love— being the center of a love triangle between two men that are absolutely head over heels for her, who fully support how badass she is and are in absolute awe of her is the epitome of poetic vindication for her character.

Well, that, and finally being recognized as the best fucking knight in the seven realms.

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alright so who wants to fall in love with me