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*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

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Kind of gives you chills .

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I just want my kids like “wow mommy and daddy are really in love”

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i had to take matters into my own hands

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say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

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its that time again

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psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

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i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

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I want neck kisses 24/7

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Alexa, release my inhibitions

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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