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𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱’𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢? 🥖🍷🧺🍇🪟☕️🫖

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𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱’𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢? 🥖🍷🧺🍇🪟☕️🫖

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i kept thinking about this during the quest

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stammi vicino

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i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

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I did it agaaaaain

(you can get a print here 🌟 )

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I will succeed. Not immediately. But definitely.

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I will succeed. Not immediately. But definitely.

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in a parasocial relationship with the sea

#you get it 😭 #everytime i go to the beach now i greet her like I'm meeting a long distance bestie after so long

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AITA for breaking up with my long-term girlfriend over shrek?

i(almost 22F) broke up with my girlfriend(23F) because she is weirdly possessive about shrek. to be clear, she is a super-fan while i have maybe watched one movie? the “problem” according to her is that i keep making shrek references and jokes. context: i love saying im bishrekshual and pretending to be in love with shrek. she says im lying to people about being a shrek fan but i don’t think it’s that serious? shrek is so mainstream how else would i know all the memes without even watching it??

once we were with our friends at a mall and there was a display of shrek, fiona and donkey. my friends immediately made me go take pictures pretending to cry over shrek “cheating” on me with fiona and we were all laughing but my partner was weirdly silent. i wrote it off as her being tired but a whole MONTH later, she brought it up while drunk and started CRYING. to this day im not sure if she was jealous of me or shrek😭😭

but the straw that broke the camel’s back was related to dnp lmaoo. i saw a lot of “_ for dan and phil” tshirts and thought of making one that said “bishrekshuals for dan and phil” in the shrek font. when she found out about this, she FLIPPED. she got angrier because i couldn’t even fight about it without laughing at how ridiculous this was😭 anyways i broke up with her soon after because that is NOT the energy i want in my life and also im scared of how she would react when she finds out i make spongebob jokes all the time without ever watching an episode :P my friends think that we are both idiots but i should have just stopped for her sake so idk aita?

i attached one of the pictures we took :c

#no fricking way 😭

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Loser girls we will prevail

#we better

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source: @pppollen on Twitter

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William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury (1929)

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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave