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armslngth · 30 minutes
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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armslngth · 1 hour
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worlds most stoic monk is seen allowing the shadow of a smile to play across his stern lips as he reads the 'jokes' section of a highlights kids magazine
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armslngth · 23 hours
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armslngth · 2 days
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its fascinating how very very surface level 1920s-ish jazz age inspired aesthetics are very popular (see: hazbin hotel and electroswing and the endless wave of bowtie pinstripe character designs from the 2010s) but the vast vast majority of people who are into that seem fundamentally disinterested in actually engaging with actual jazz age art and culture because that would require engaging with black art
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armslngth · 2 days
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once i saw an argument break out in a gay bar over whether scar from the lion king is gay or bisexual so never let your romanticized view of Offline tell you that argument wouldn't happen in a real life gay bar. It Could.
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armslngth · 2 days
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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armslngth · 2 days
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As a lesbian, I find it difficult to understand attraction to men. That being said, when I see some bara-style dilfs with big soft bellies, I can't help but feel like a warrior watching a display of martial skill from a respectable rival school. I lock eyes with the master leading his students in their daily drills and give him a single nod of undying respect, and he returns the gesture. We both understand that the difference between Dilf and Milf is a single letter.
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armslngth · 2 days
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armslngth · 2 days
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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armslngth · 2 days
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I will FUCK your PUSSY I will FUCK your Dinner I. will. FUCK. your Mama Luigi
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armslngth · 2 days
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i need everyone to see this video
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armslngth · 2 days
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English added by me :)
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armslngth · 2 days
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can't believe it's canon
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armslngth · 2 days
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armslngth · 2 days
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i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good
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armslngth · 2 days
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armslngth · 2 days
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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...
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