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Hello friendo, i am the hug wizard, would you like a hug?

..I have no idea when you sent this but can I take you up on that offer now?

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Hey. If you're seeing this, you're amazing. Have a good Every Day <3

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

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boss told me it was “my turn” to name the bettas

this naturally was a huge mistake

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OK I KNEW THESE FUCKERS COULD RIDE CATS BUT NOW THEY CAN RIDE FUCKING HORSES??????

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

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this movie came out three million years ago now (sorry for reuploading, had to fix something!!)

audio from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

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The party is all half human  half other races looking for their shared human parent.

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MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

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unkiss.

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This is Rebecca Sugar in the SDCC panel reminding you all to take care of yourselves ♥

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NINTENDO YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU DROP A TRANSITION LIKE THAT ON ME.