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unleash the gaywolf
This was going to be a shitpost-based Let's Play, but that proved unfeasable. Now it's just in-character shitposts from my personal Persona 5 Royal playthrough. Asks and RP interaction welcome.
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fuck fuck he said “huh?” abort mission abort abort a
gonna ask out Skull by slipping “myboyfriendsayswhat” into a conversation
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gonna ask out Skull by slipping “myboyfriendsayswhat” into a conversation
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oh, I see how it is, Mona. it’s Joker who takes care of you. it’s Joker who gives you his food and lets you sleep in his bed. it’s Joker who sweeps up your fur and trims your nails and carries you all around Tokyo. but it’s Oracle who gets to put funny hats on you and dance you around while singing lyrics she made up about you to the tune of Barry Manilow’s 1978 hit song “Copacabana (At the Copa)”.
#p5r#persona rp blog#persona 5 oracle#persona 5 mona#''his name is mona! he is a burglar! with his bright yellow bandana he can turn into a van-ah!''
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psa for those Phantom Thieves* who insist on doing ridiculous impressions** of me:
it’s “ravage them”. ravage! “ravish them” makes you*** sound like you’re auditioning for the lead role in This Ain’t the Phantom Thieves: An XXX Parody!
* like Panther
** such as the ones Panther does
*** Panther
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he’ll fight for my honor but he won’t ask me out. Shaking My Damn Head
on the one hand, Skull arguing with Akechi about who I should spend my time with would be excruciatingly awkward even if it didn’t risk us getting outed as the Phantom Thieves
on the other hand, it’s liable to give me the vapors
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on the one hand, Skull arguing with Akechi about who I should spend my time with would be excruciatingly awkward even if it didn’t risk us getting outed as the Phantom Thieves
on the other hand, it’s liable to give me the vapors
#p5r#persona rp blog#having my hot girl summer I guess??#land sakes alive I sure hope y'all fine gentlemen ain't fightin' over little old me!!
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yes, I may not HAVE to dress in drag to work at a drag bar, but--
Little do they know that, even as we speak, my fiendish plan to infiltrate all sectors of Tokyo’s restaurant industry by getting a part-time job at all of them continues!
Today, the drag bars; tomorrow, the world!!!
#p5r#persona rp blog#lala. no. lala listen. i want to be fancy.#MAKE ME FANCY LALA#also I am taking suggestions for looks [eyes emoji]#as long as they're conducive to mona-carrying
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Little do they know that, even as we speak, my fiendish plan to infiltrate all sectors of Tokyo’s restaurant industry by getting a part-time job at all of them continues!
Today, the drag bars; tomorrow, the world!!!
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kind of want a t-shirt that says:
Men want me
Fish fear me
Cats nag me
Parents disowned me
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a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland
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i am so soso so charming please just let me in and i can show you how charming i am please. im so charming but i can only show u if u let me in. please [BANGING ON DOOR] please im so charming i promise [DOORKNOB RATTLING] im a people person youll love my engaging repartee and disarming smile [GLASS BREAKING]
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saw the guy again. every time we go out I get more and more fascinated. our chemistry grows. we’re intellectual equals. I know he’s attracted to me too, he’s constantly flirting with me and I’m flirting right back.
but. like. as much as I’m into this guy, there’s this feeling I don’t get with him that I do get every time I see Skull.
Skull is... I know this sounds like some lukewarm bullshit but he’s comfortable. not in the broken-in sofa sense, in the hand-in-hand sense. I want to make him breakfast, you know? I want to straighten his tie before a job interview. I want to buy groceries and wait in lines and watch crappy movies with him. I want to know what he looks like when he wakes up, when he’s sick, when he’s concentrating, when he’s sixty. I want to know him so well that I can hardly remember what it was like when I didn’t. I want to face the world with him.
I want to be his husband.
and it’s like, hey dumbass! you’re seventeen! just have fun with the hot guy! you’re not gonna marry Skull anyway so what do you care? I don’t know! I just do, and it’s driving me crazy! why am I doing this to myself?
sorry, this isn’t very funny, is it?
so I went out on a date with this guy, and we had an amazing time, just talking about stuff until our food legitimately went cold and we had to get more, and I’m thinking “okay, this is good, this could be something–”
and then I get one lousy text from Skull and my heart just goes KABLAM like that old video of those Americans trying to blow up a whale carcass–like, chunks flying everywhere, denting car hoods and provoking terrified screams from the populace–and I am fucked.
so I guess my question is: why do Fools fall in love?
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imagine if the smash invite you stole was meant to go to like. akechi or smth
Dashing Phantom Thief Joker Decrees: Akechi Goro Shall Not Smash
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imagine if the smash invite you stole was meant to go to like. akechi or smth
Dashing Phantom Thief Joker Decrees: Akechi Goro Shall Not Smash
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“Awaiting Joker’s orders.”
Yeah, Joker prefers that you not refer to Joker in the third person as if he isn’t standing right there. It actually creeps Joker the hell out.
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oh what, you’re coming at me with the Hegelian dialectic now? you’re Hegeling me? you’re out here trying to epsitemologize me? to dialecticize me? like I’m just some kind of thing-in-itself?
what are you, a cop?
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posts: 100
memes: old
swag: illegal
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