areallynormalguy

[areallynormalguy]

Can I pet your hair? :>

( you could try ... someone has beaten you to his hair . )

( bonus art since we felt like it ... today is a very normal day )

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[areallynormalguy]

quickly eats your hair and then gives you a dandelion as an apology. no words are ever spoken.

( ... )

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[areallynormalguy]

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day?

I never drink more than 17 cups of coffee during any given interview.

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[areallynormalguy]

whenever I look at you I feel like I’m on cloud nine!

(hehe get it-)

Ah, ha! You got me with that one. Why, you have such clever jokes.

( STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS /lighthearted /joke I can’t believe you shoved him into a cloud, how absurd! )

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[areallynormalguy]

( apologies for the waits! have this in the meanwhile, but we have seen the mail coming this way. we’ll deliver on the coming non-business days! )

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[areallynormalguy]

( regular old doodle i couldn't decide where to put the fellow, he approves! )

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[areallynormalguy]

Dumps a gallon of paint on your head <3

Ouch.

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[areallynormalguy]

flowers for you 💐

Oh? For me?

These flowers are in fair condition... And you went through all that effort to put it into a bouquet.

If you're handing this to me, then I will take it. I'll be sure to place these somewhere they'll get the most amount of sunlight so they stay fresh.

#elevator hitch #normal guy #normal guy elevator hitch #studio investigrave #normal guy rizz LMFAOOO okay i was clearly NOT in the writing mood to write normal guy properly but you got your flower normal guy!! #at least i think it's slightly out of character.

[areallynormalguy]

adds more fire

(hehe love seeing angy NG)

WHAT. NO. NOO

(couldn't say much for being in character but i don't think normal guy would even have a care in the world if he was set on fire. stomp his way out of the burns and be done with that. anyway here's ash baby normal guy without the fire and all and your dosage of disturbing normal guy since i felt artsy enough)

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[areallynormalguy]

yes yes i feel much better :D

[areallynormalguy]

sets u on fire

WHAT THE FU-

Ahem. Do you feel accomplished yet? You've set a man on fire. Are you proud of yourself? You've done something unbearable to the normal human mind. Have you succeeded? Did you finally get it off your chest?

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[areallynormalguy]

It's a bright new morning, the skies are as blue as ever!

I guess they were always blue. The times make it darker or lighter these days. It's just facinating, isn't that right?

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[areallynormalguy]

The skies are quite blue but there's no sun.

Good night!

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[areallynormalguy]

What are you?

What am I? Or who am I? I’m Normal Guy! Surely you could see that.

Are your eyes working alright? Oh, no.

No worries, we’ll make sure you’re suited in an environment where you’ll be able to work with your current… Vision conditions.

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[areallynormalguy]

> "Oh? We haven't had any issues with it before..."

Greetings to the world of Tumblr!

> Today's post has been brought to you by a really normal guy. A blog amonst the many who have decided to roam this platform to post Elevator Hitch content. This blog has been brought to you by one admin who seems to be a pretty big fan of normal guy. That one hit game called Elevator Hitch? That's right! > For the most part, we've decided to numb this account down to normal guy doodles. You can never get enough of the normal guy. So we'll bring him to you!

Thank you for your time and patience, it seems there's a meeting we must attend to. We'll discuss inquires later.

Ah, forgot to mention: to say this blog is in character is not off, yet can be wrong. We must adapt to our surroundings, no?

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p.s: many works here are doodles and aren’t ever serious (even the ones with more effort), i don’t mind if these images are tossed around, whatever goes! i’m simply a person who likes to have a warm up drawing with normal guy. :)

p.s.s: if it wasn’t clear, this is not a rp account! i’m like those timely twt accounts but doodle ver. though i do tend to take upon a very ‘normal guy’ response… if you take this as an rp, can’t stop you buddy.

p.s.s.s: admin refers to itself as multiple. i’m really not multiple. the pronouns get whacked here and there for anonymity and intimidation. we speak in ( brackets ) ! normal text is for normal guy. :D

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