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People are like, "He's not very active on here," but do y'all know how many unsent drafts I have clapping back at the haters who still think Paper Towns is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl novel?

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the toymaker disseminated a memetic virus among doctor who fans because now there is no way anybody will ever be able to mention the fact that a companion is technically dead-not-dead without somebody piping up with the WELL THAT’S ALRIGHT THEN! and getting twice as many likes. the above thread had nothing to do with the giggle even

i even noticed people applying it to irl contexts. i.e. “young people aren’t facing homelessness en masse, they just have to choose between living at their parents’ house or on the streets. oh well that’s alright then!” stock phrase for the AGES fr. thank you neil patrick harris

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ok so I was looking at the list of conspirators for the assassination of Caesar on Wikipedia (not exactly super reliable but I’m gonna roll with it) and guess what I found

Peter Capaldi plays caecilius in the fires of Pompeii and at some point during the episode I think he says something about moving to Rome (but don’t quote me on that it’s been awhile since I’ve watched the episode). but, the most important thing is

THIS MAN STABBED CAESAR

And if Donna and the Doctor didn’t save him or his family, then history could’ve turned out completely differently because one person was missing from the let’s-kill-Caesar squad

I desperately want to know if this was one purpose and no I’m never getting over it

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i love classic who's weird misogyny. the characters split up, with the men going and exploring while the women stay put. ten minutes later the women have joined a revolution and are chucking bombs around while the men got kidnapped

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THE RETURN OF THE INNEFABLE DUCKS

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Do you think, in Journey’s End, when Martha threatens to blow up the Earth to stop the Daleks, the Tenth Doctor has a flashback to him destroying Gallifrey?

And how Davros says The Doctor turns ordinary people into soldiers, he realizes it’s true. Because The Doctor was an ordinary person turned into a soldier and he did destroy is own planet to stop the Daleks. And Martha was going to follow in his path. A path he created first.

Do you think he saw himself in Martha? And all the things he’s ever done? All the deaths he caused? How, the only other planet he’s ever called home, was going to be destroyed by him, again?

How it was going to happen all over again, all because of him?

Cause I do.

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Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

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Hey so, in my state, we have green scraf and when you reach so many members of your Troop, you get a maroon scraf. But I'm noticing you guys have way more scraf here so what does your's mean?

Oh each Troop has it's own colours and patterns!

Okay so you'll have like over 200 for the state. I can remember 2. I can't remember over 2⁸.

#scouts #text post #Australia #Victoria

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From a clip from the new quiz show Rob Beckett's Smart TV from the episode containing David Tennant :D (Thursday 18.4. 9pm on Sky Max) Watch the clip here :).

Rob Beckett, reading a question: David, Peter Davison's Fifth Doctor famously wore-

Josh Widdicombe: It's his fucking father-in-law!

David, laughing: Imagine if I get it wrong!

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David Tennant on ROB BECKETT'S SMART TV — 1.08

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The fourteenth doctor's storyline is so funny because it's basically like. Both your body and your car/wife being like. Damn bitch the only one that can fix you now is the the equivalent of the high school best friend you haven't spoken to your entire adult life. And then she does in fact fix you.

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1.13 | 2.08

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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you know that scene in around the world in 80 days of DT's back? yeah

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“I will keep her safe. I promise.”

Me, a veteran, leaning back in my seat with a casual sip of my drink: yep, she’s fucked

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