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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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lose the weight

LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH

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my self worth is defined my weight and I worry even when I hit my goal weight, it won’t be enough

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Nesnáším nemít odstup

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reasons why hamlet is actually gay and why he and horatio are together

Despite what the majority of the public is taught, queer people have existed throughout all of history. From ancient to present times, their lives and—more often than not—hardships have been documented and illustrated in pieces of entertainment. During the late Renaissance, Shakespeare produced Hamlet  (1605), one of these such pieces.  Hamlet, taking place in 15th century Denmark, follows the story of Prince Hamlet, who learns news that his father has been killed by his uncle, the newly-crowned King Claudius. As Hamlet grapples with his responsibility to avenge his father, his only confidante and source of trust is his best friend, Horatio. Although one may not perceive with the naked eye any hints of queer representation in  Hamlet, a closer look at the play reveals how Shakespeare used Renaissance-era stereotypes of queer men as a means of indicating characters’ sexualities. Not only is Hamlet gay, but the nature of Hamlet and Horatio’s relationship indicates that their bond is one of romantic intimacy, which presents itself in their interactions together.

Hamlet’s femininity, which is demonstrated by his over-emotional—if not outright melodramatic—demeanor, hints at Renaissance-era queer-coding. When the royal family is first introduced, Claudius comments on the “unmanly grief” Hamlet has for his late father (I.ii.94). Customs would dictate that Gertrude, being a widowed woman, would be the one mourning for the longest period of time, but Hamlet wears his emotions on his sleeve and reverses traditional family roles. While Gertrude is indifferent and gracious, Hamlet is morose and temperamental. His sensitivity reflects stereotypical feminine traits. Later, before the players’ performance begins, Hamlet personifies his soul as a mistress and says that she has chosen Horatio as her closest companion. By defining his psyche as feminine, Hamlet is violating societal standards masculinity. Feminine men are—as biased groups have believed throughout history—stereotypically queer, and as thus, Shakespeare is laying the foundation for a queer-coded male character.

Shakespeare further alludes to Hamlet’s homosexuality through jest. When Hamlet is comparing mankind to angels and gods, he says that despite mankind’s excellence, mankind does not delight him because humans do not matter. Rosencrantz laughs at the phrase “Man delights not me”, giving Hamlet’s words an unintentional double-meaning and insinuating that the opposite is true, that Hamlet has sexual relations with other men (II.ii.317). Although the laughter, as Rosencrantz later states, stems from the prospect of male actors “delighting” Hamlet with a play, it is more likely that Rosencrantz is lying, considering Shakespeare’s tendency to never pass up an opportunity to make an inappropriate joke. The young men of  Hamlet are known to regularly make inappropriate jokes, as seen with Guildenstern’s pun about Fortune’s private parts and Horatio’s comment about rhyming “was” with “ass” (II.ii.237; III.ii.291). Rosencrantz is therefore likely doing the same. The use of jokes presents a way for Shakespeare to indicate that Hamlet isn’t heterosexual without outright stating so, given that it would not be socially acceptable to do so. Hamlet’s friends are aware of his attraction to men and are not afraid to imply that they are aware of this fact.

Although Hamlet is written as having a romantic relationship with Ophelia, the forms of address Hamlet uses to refer to different characters reveal that his true feelings are for Horatio. In modern English, “thou” pronouns are used to express intimacy or belittlement, while “you” pronouns are used to express formality. It would be expected that Hamlet would call Ophelia “thou”, at least in private when he does not have to worry about social formalities. However, Hamlet only calls Ophelia “you”, except when he uses the belittling form of“thou” to disparage her about her virginity. Hamlet’s lack of affectionate words reveals that his feelings for Ophelia do not run as deep as true romantic intimacy would prescribe. In contrast, Hamlet uses the affectionate form of “thou” while speaking to Horatio in private, such as before the players perform and after Ophelia’s funeral. Hamlet is only willing to express his affection for Horatio when they are alone as if trying to keep his love for him hidden; it would be dangerous to refer to Horatio in an intimate manner in public, lest the court starts to suspect something between them. Furthermore, because Hamlet and Horatio are the only two non-familial people to exchange affectionate forms of “thou”—even Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Hamlet’s other friends, are not referred to in such a fond fashion—their bond is more profound than  Hamlet ’s canon romantic pairings. On account of these forms of address, it is evident that Hamlet considers his relationship with Horatio more intimate than his relationship with his own girlfriend.

Hamlet’s feelings for Horatio are further confirmed by the manner in which he behaves around Horatio. Although Hamlet has written multiple love letters to Ophelia, during the time period of the play itself, he is never genuinely affectionate with her. He insults her, mocks her, and slut-shames her. Even after she has died and he proclaims his love for her, he seems to only say so in order to out-match Laertes’ love for Ophelia during their graveyard fight. It is well known that Hamlet is already “envenom[ed] with … envy” over Laertes’ fencing skills, so to rile Laertes up by trivializing his love for his dead sister would make Hamlet feel more powerful (IV.vii.103). Hamlet may care for Ophelia, but he is not in love with her. In contrast, Hamlet treats Horatio in a manner that can only be described as adoring. After complimenting Horatio on his level-headedness, Hamlet says:

Give me that man That is not passion’s slave, and I will wear him In my heart’s core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee. (III.ii.73-76)

Not only is Hamlet referring to Horatio as “thee”, but he is also expressing a sentiment deep enough to be a romantic confession. Based on Hamlet’s words and actions, he is more intimate with Horatio than he is with Ophelia, his canon love interest. The deduction of such facts results in one conclusion: Hamlet is actually in love with Horatio.

Although Hamlet’s affection for Horatio is substantial, the reciprocated feelings Horatio has for Hamlet are even greater, as seen in the sacrifices Horatio is willing to make for him. Before the duel, Horatio tells Hamlet that he is willing to say Hamlet is not fit to fight. Prepared to lie to the court and throw his honor away, Horatio is ready to do anything to protect Hamlet and keep him safe. His devotion and attachment to Hamlet come together to form a deep affection, and while this alone is not enough to confirm any romantic feelings Horatio has for Hamlet, Horatio’s future actions are. While Hamlet is dying, Horatio attempts to commit suicide because he cannot bear to live a life without Hamlet. For Horatio to be so compelled to kill himself, his love for Hamlet must be one of no common rate, one that mere friendship cannot accurately define. In fact, Horatio’s suicide attempt in the face of Hamlet’s demise parallels the lovers’ deaths in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. Shakespeare, having produced  Romeo and Juliet before Hamlet, must have known what he was implying, perhaps with the hope that the audience would catch on as well. Since platonic fondness cannot explain Horatio’s devotion to Hamlet, romantic fondness must be the reasoning behind it.

Paired together, the evidence of a queer-coded Hamlet and the romantic undertones that Hamlet and Horatio share result in a play that calls attention to the struggles of same-sex romance during the Renaissance. Although it is true that the nature of men’s platonic relationships back then was allowed to be more affectionate than they are now, it cannot be ignored that Hamlet and Horatio’s love transcends the love of the play’s other, explicit romantic relationships. Although  Hamlet has always been a tragedy, examining Hamlet through a queer lens makes the play even more harrowing as two lovers, prohibited by society from expressing their feelings publicly, are ripped apart. 

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International Women's Day

It's a state holiday in Russia. Although it's mainly celebrated here as a day of spring, beauty and femininity, I want to remind everyone that it's actually a celebration of women's solidarity in our fight for equal rights.

It's especially important to continue the fight today, when men in power want to strip us of control over our own bodies, impose on us the role of silent womb-havers, make us live in a world of wars, hostility and lies.

Men who offer wisdoms like "The best Women's Day gift for women is a new pregnancy" are disgusting. The men who ourtight refuse to pass an anti domestic abuse law have no business representing women.

I hope for the world when we can have the right to be different and live happy lives outside of the "traditional values" where the man is the pinnacle of creation and the woman, his servant. Where girls can be whoever they want to be in this world, wear whatever they like, be as soft or as tough as they desire; where women are not required to be wives and mothers to be considered normal.

Let's take a minute today to remember our mothers and grandmothers and the path they paved for us. It has been a long path. And let's take another minute to think of other women that exist beside us today and allow them to be different from us, to have different values and opinions. Today, let's all be sisters.

Happy Women's Day!

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"A Shirt Made of Fire", Vardges Petrosyan (translated by metamorphesque)

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Poor Things (2023)

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TW - ED not Ed Sheeran

okay so i was in recovery for some time now but losing weight is all i can think about at the moment

i just want to be back two years ago before recovery and now i really really want to reach my dream weight

so those are some things i did and am now starting again:

not eating from 7 pm to 3 pm —> so i have 4 hours to eat something

no sugary drinks (zero calories)

2,5 l water every day

10 k steps

taking vitamins —> try not to get sick as well it’s winter rn

not adding sugar/ salt / oil / butter

no bread

chewing gum is always important

brushing teeth if i feel the need to eat so food will taste like shit

apple cider vinegar (mix with water ; it‘s disgusting)

pro for me: i’m not spending money on food anymore (just alcohol ,cigarettes, energys and clothes s that very nice)

try to sleep a lot (hard one because i have sleeping problems)

going on a walk for a cigarette if i have to urge to eat

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“I hope that one day someone will make flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you.”

— vacants

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Always remember how you hate to see your belly and disgust what you see in the mirror. So do for you! Do you. 💪

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Movies

- To The Bone

- Perfect Body

- Sharing the Secret

- The Love of Nancy

- Secret Between Friends

- Thinspiration/Starving in Surburbia

- Feed

- The Road Within

- Vincent Wants to Sea

- My Skinny Sister

- Girl Interrupted

- Little Miss Perfect

- Karen Carpenter Story

- Dying to Dance

- Hunger Point

- Kate’s secret

Tv Shows

- Red Band Society

- Make it or Break it

- Glee

- Supersize vs Superskinny

- Starved

- Holly Oaks

- Degrassi

- CSI: The Hunger Artist

- Dr. Phil

Documentaries

- Thin

- Dying to be Thin

- Thin Club

- I’m a Child Anorexic

- Living Sz0

- Extremely Thin Celebrites

- Desperately Hungry Housewives

- A Beautiful Tradegy

- Dying to be Anorexic

- Out of Sight: Invisible ED’s

- Super Slim Me

Books

- Wintergirls

- Elena Vanishing: A Memoir

- Brave Girl Eating

- Unbearable Lightness

- Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia & Bulimia

- How to Disappear Completely

- Diary of an Anorexic Girl

- Being Ana: A Memoir of Anorexia Nervosa

- Beautiful Me

- After the Strawberry

- Letting Ana Go

- Skinny

- Kid Rex

- Second Star to the Right

- My Perfect Little Secret

🎀 lmk which newer ones I should add 🎀