BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"
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why is this about to make me sob
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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
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easter candy was on sale so i bought 144 reeses eggs & that’s something you should know about me
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like to reblog ratio
Reblogs require so much DEDICATION and willpower, like, you love that post so much that you wanna show everyone else how fucking awesome it is, That is a lot of energy, that is a lot of raw power. a like, thats just like a little guy waving at u from across the street, or he says something like " I like your shoes" but he's across the street so u barely hear him.
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A main character is trapped in a fantasy isekai world and adjusted to their new life. However, about a while later, they find a sword with a familiar label. “Made in China.”
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Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.
So.
in light of that.
Check the replies/notes of this post :)
I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)
first things first though, copy this key:
q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ
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We should do monarchy again but this time its me
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i have a pitch later so it’s a good day for memes
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Ummm accidentally thinking about multiple butches fucking me and talking about me and saying I’m too stupid to understand what they’re saying.
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louis, mon cheri, share avec moi these airpods….. i have discovered a most captivating songstresse, a mademoiselle Carly Rae Jepsènne. écoute….. does not this saxophonne bewitch you? truly she is the donizetti of her time. and this next song, oooh my leuouis….. the poetry of this lyric….. before miss jepsènne’s beloved came into her life, she missed him so bad. it seems to me she sings of our invisible cord, non?
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Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs
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All ill say if the us supreme court decides to turn over the indian child welfare act and i don't see white people talking about it, especially white lgbt people, i will be pissed
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