aquaheartgirl

[aquaheartgirl]

What are we measuring here, bestie?

[aquaheartgirl]

I'm trying to do some research on attitudes to/interactions with AI search systems among, like, normal people (ie, those who generally don't have a lot of opinions about technology) and I know fuck-all about how specific products work so I thought I'd ask a couple of the big ones about their own capabilities and uhhhh

I think Microsoft Copilot thinks *I'm* the AI???

[aquaheartgirl]

Just last month, three different times, in three different places, someone has driven one of those hilariously hideous pieces of shit into a parking lot or pulled up to the curb, and literally every single person around me rolls their eyes, stifles a laugh, and we all share a moment at that bozo's expense.

This can't be unique to me, and I hope other people are laughing at these incels as much as I am.

#I saw a cybertruck out in the wild last week and it felt like I was in another dimension #like what do you mean those aren't just an internet meme what do you mean they're OUT THERE FOR REAL #what do you MEAN PEOPLE ARE BUYING THEM FOR REAL

[aquaheartgirl]

[aquaheartgirl]

what people don't tell you about maximalism is the Dust

[aquaheartgirl]

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

[aquaheartgirl]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

[aquaheartgirl]

[aquaheartgirl]

[aquaheartgirl]

Perfectly timed wedding photo

[aquaheartgirl]

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

[aquaheartgirl]

When your kid comes out as a dude

[aquaheartgirl]

she said hi sorry do you mind if i give birth in your boat real quick

[aquaheartgirl]

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

[aquaheartgirl]

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

[aquaheartgirl]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[aquaheartgirl]