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kinda weird how this blog was totally inactive during maypril toons. honestly iwanted to post about it a ton but the game ended up taking upso much of my time, ironically enough LOL
though i guess here we are. me and my silly month. new silly month. they invented a whole new month ig. the mac opsys stuff was epic too, same with the pride. it was super fun, it'd be ncie if the community did more community events like that and whatever. heres to waht the future has. i dunno about theo ther mods but i had a pretty nice maypril.
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apriltoonsbiggestfans 11 months
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hello it is I Queenie here to apologize for blog inactivity its just for me personally college beat me to death and now I am beating high roller to death CHECK ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thomas /j
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LETFFS GO ALTON, GREAT ADVENTUREFFS AWAIT!!!!!!!!! SKEEDEE SKEEDEE SKEEDEE /j /ref
high roller vc FATHHER WHEN CAN I BE ON MY OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IVE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TO THHEEEEEEEEEEEE /J
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(sees high roller) MAMA MIA, A METAL DUCK!!!!!!!!!!! (SHOOTS HIM /J /ref
high roller vc FATHHER WHEN CAN I BE ON MY OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IVE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TO THHEEEEEEEEEEEE /J
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high roller vc FATHHER WHEN CAN I BE ON MY OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IVE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TO THHEEEEEEEEEEEE /J
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(spoilers for coo again) just so ya'll know i can and will go the fuck off about the ottomans dialogue this year and actually i will fuck it we ball
i mostly wanna talk about when he DOES talk about his family bc as cute as him being in aknitting club with tawney judy courtney barry and belle is thats like the cute stuff i wanna bite into the LORE because its like idk about y'all but its like the more thomas talks about robert and crystaline and how the dynamics are changing and all its like a part of me cant help but wonder how much of an unreliable narrator he really is. like he talks about how the only times him and robert properly interact/talk is only for business stuff and otherwise they dont talk at all and he blames it all on Crystaline but its like ok. i feel like theres a chance that Crystaline gen not having Robert + Bobby's best interests at heart exists AND at the same time it feels like everything about Thomas' family is changing and he blames Crystaline for all of it. because like. you can TELL he loves his brother, there's literally no denying that, he literally outright says he left his parents to join robert in making the company and he was ok that he was the 2nd best. and in like the "who is?" podcast its said that he left the inheritance position for Saggs Corp bc he knew he couldnt lead that company for shit hes not a leader like his brother. but its like he also outright says that robert is his only connection to the suit world and that without him he'd only have his plants (even though hes able to make friends thru the knitting club and i guess there IS jennifer but she also works under robert so perhaps she doesnt count. smae with the knitting club too maybe since theyre all under COGS inc which again was founded by robert) and its like HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE PUTS SO MUCH OF HIS OWN VALUE INTO THAT GUY. LIKE OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES. LIKE HE DEADASS THINKS WITHOUT HIM HE'D BE ALL ALONE. AND adding onto that there's also the line about how thomas talks about hwo he loves his plants but he lets robert take and tear up the toons land because its good for the company, which his brother cares about, so he cares about it too. and he says something about how it'd be best for mary to keep her opinions down or something like that for the future or something like that and its like idk about you but that FEELS like projection on his part it really REALLY does because in that one treasure trove zip file in the phone call between him and robert he DID bring up worries about the toons fighting back and robert was like "nah its gonna be fine they'll stay in their lane" and thomas was like "ok i believe you because you are my brother" ITS LIKE. HE WILL FOLLOW ROBERT TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. AND AT THE SAME TIME HE FEELS LIKE HES BECOME 5TH BEST TO ROBERT. AND ITS LIKE. Its clearly not ALL crystaline, i mean robert is the one running the company and hes just getting more and more pissed off at the toons and according to a twitter comic its gotten to the point where the company is on the verge of going bankrupt because they spend so much on anti-toon security its like. sure we don't see all of it but its like i get the impression that robert himself is digging a deeper hole for himself (metaphorically) and hes changing for the worst, at least in thomas' eyes. but like he can't accept that. so he's blaming all of it on crystaline. and he thinks that if she was just gone, that everything would be ok again, and he'd have his brother and even nephew back (i mean the fact that last year he said bobby jr was being more distant towards him and he was like "eh its ok its all a part of growing up" and now this year he LITERALLY MADE A SWEATER FOR BOBBY and bobby rejected it because it wasn't a "good financial decision" its like bobby jr is a kid so idk he probs learned it from somewhere who knows but its like either way AUGH) but unless something really big changes it might not. and i think he probs knows that, in a way, but he cant accept that. after all, again, he literally thinks that without robert all he has are his plants. he feels like he depends on his family, his brother, to that extent.
i cant think of any more words because ive literally tried to post this like 5 times and tumblr wont let me but like holy fucking shit thomas. he isnot ok i think note i apologize if i got some of the dialogue wrong im going off of memory here.
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aromantic c.o.o. 鈥硷笍馃挌
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Oh yeah, I play Corporate Clash!! And I can鈥檛 tell you how much I love this bench man. His newest Boredbot HQ event had me squealing
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Okay so, Count Erfit seems to be a proto-Pacesetter.
Let me explain: aside from both being based around fitness, both have a two-phase battle that follow the theme of a work-out, phase 1 is warm-up, phase 2 is the intensity, and the music stops as soon as you defeat the manager in order to simulate cooldown.
Granted, I think the Pacesetter battle follows the theming a bit better, as the Pacesetter gradually increasing the battle speed throughout the first phase does a good job of simulating how a work-out is supposed to get more intense with time.
Still though, kinda interesting how both of them have such similar layouts.
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I wonder if Grahm and Erfit know each other...
aaaaaa it makes me so happy i wasn't the only one who noticed this!!! graham and erfit have a lot of similarities with their battles and in their interest in fitness. i agree graham's battle follows the themeing better. the way i see it, i guess erfit has a little more to do with force and "pumping the muscle", for lack of better term?
as for them knowing each other...... haha..... there isn't anything explicitly stated so i can't answer that question but i find it very interesting how the two of them share these similarities and one of erfit's dislikes is "payser tests". we don't see the devs do the same thing with graham's likes/dislikes but i do i like to hc the idea of them knowing each other and either disliking each other, or being in some competitive rivalry of sorts
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Oh my fuucking God. Tyat was insane. I beat high roller. I will never be thr same again. I love and fear him. I have seen God. I have seen hell. It was the closest ill ever get to having ultrakill on toontown. Ottoman. I can't even form words about that I went insane too. Oh my God it's 2 am
(Spoilers!
Also phase 3 made my PC run at 2fps /srs
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hello everyone i had 禄 Hay Kranen this thing generate text based off of posts on our blog a lot of it is mostly nonsense but here are some highlights:
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i think there should be a creepypasta about the factory foreman. one of those ones where hes got hyperrealistic bleeding eyes and he does like murder and stuff
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The Factory Foreman stares into your soul.
Over your eyes, there is wool.
He grimaces, something in his hand hangs.
"Do you think even even the worst toon can change?"
and then you fucking die from his hivemind lmao get REKT bozo
i cant believe all facility managers are now canon to april toons. you know what this means?
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the club president gets bitches you couldn't even imagine. he shows them his fun minigames and they all SWOON for him. you are not immune.
i cant believe all facility managers are now canon to april toons. you know what this means?
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nix, the head attorney mentioned by judy like one time, is in witness protection. thats why there are multiple head attorneys. its affective, not even cogs inc remembers which one is nix.
i cant believe all facility managers are now canon to april toons. you know what this means?
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