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In honour of Dead Boy Detectives, I can't wait for The Sandman to see my girl Wanda

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

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A classic rinse

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wtf is this new taylor swift song

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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

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one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

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💀💀💀

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i will....

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What's the masculine equivalent of a sundress? I want to stare longingly off a cliff as the wind blows in my hair

#trench coat

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Me with Tom Cruise

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SEPTA MENTIONED!!!!!!! BABY GIRL!!!!!!!

Might i humbly request a drawing of her as a human

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Had a very erotic morning trying to figure out what's going wrong with this girl

What I would give for several hours alone for cable management

#I’m having a hard time discerning between this being some kind of fetish or just server managers being server managers

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Gonna scream oh my Gd