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it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

#me and nyt connections

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the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke

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#wtf are the neighbours thinking lmao

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I hate my generation so bad

#it does make the room look bigger #but they couldve restained it a lighter colour rather than just painting it white

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Silent winter

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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Well apparently RDR2’s dev didn’t work on the game enough

#in tears

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ok turns out the tiktok ban did get passed and i have to reiterate as shitty as the app is and how harmful it is, the fact that the ban came as a result not of any actual good reason but because the us government wants to silence people is actually horrible and is inexcusable. if this is how harmful things are treated—only if it inconveniences the government—then it shows just how corrupt america is tbh and endangers actual free speech. the reason why that amendment was implemented in the first place is to allow criticism of the government yet when you do that you get gassed, arrested, even killed. fuck this country man.

#sigh. yeah i know this is a bad thing #but before i grab the pitchfork and torches and start burning shit on behalf of our friends across the pond #can i please just enjoy 5 minutes of blessed relief from american tiktokers #and then i promise my uk European ass will man the picket line alongside you

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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.

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Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

#me and nyt crosswords

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*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*