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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

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Saturday, February 18th, 6pm

Urgent Please HELP!!!!!!!!

I'm getting a gun to my head level pressuring. I'm not sure how much more I can withstand.

I had to use money to get my water restored I was counting on to pay very late rent. I'm $1250 short for February rent and if I don't want my power shut off too another $1360. Beyond a worsening state of mind and severe anxiety I haven't had anything to report since Wednesday.

February Rent

$1040/$2350

Utilities Owed

$480/$1700

Paypal- [email protected]

Venmo- Kate-Havekost

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Just came across an episode of the 60′s Addams Family TV show where the Addamses take in a greaser motorcycle punk and, as you would expect, are absolutely delighted to have him as a houseguest.

And, like, the normal episode formula for this show so far has been “Some new normie meets the Addams family with some sort of ulterior motive, gets freaked out, and eventually abandons their schemes out of fear.”  But while the episode began in that direction, the greaser actually starts to like the family because, you know, they accept him for who he is.

It turns out his dad is trying to track him down and make him conform to societal standards, and the Addamses, not knowing this, invite the dad over for a birthday party they’re throwing for the kid.  And though the dad is also initially put off by the Adams family, he sees how his son loves them because they loved him unconditionally, and is shamed into opening his mind towards his son.

And fuck, man, it got me because I did not expect something that earnest from a 60′s sitcom, especially one as gleefully irreverent as this one.  The tumblr posts are right, the Addamses would accept you for who you are.

#the Addamses have always been the best family on tv

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The Dublin spire isn't a bad looking landmark per se but why does it look like it was specifically designed to pop blimps

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Well this sure hit me like a ton of bricks

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When these came out around the 1900′s, I thought I was living in the year 3000! 

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There are many benefits to being Barbie's cousin

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I think about this a lot.

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Happy Sherlock Holmes Public Domain Day to all who observe it

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I just want to remind everyone how affordable buying food from indigenous tribes is. I live in a major city and I was able to purchase and ship (15) pounds of fish from back home to myself for cheaper than I could buy it from a grocery store here in the city. Yeah, shipping has its own environmental factors but I was able to support an indigenous owned business while also getting my groceries at a lesser cost. (Buying in bulk is always a good idea if you’re planning on having something shipped to you)

Some tribal owned grocers that ship:

Bow and Arrow (Ute Mountain)

Native Harvest (White Earth)

Red Lake Fishery (Red Lake)

Wozupi (Mdewakanton Dakota)

Ramona Farms (Gila River)

Tanka Bars (Oglala)

Indian Pueblo Store (Pueblos)

Twisted Cedar Wine (Cedar Paiutes)

Ute Bison (Ute)

Seka Hills Olive Oil and Vinegars (Yocha Dehe Wintun)

She Nah Nam Seafood (Nisqually)

Sakari Botanicals (Inupiaq)

Honor the Earth (? Anishinaabe)

Nett Lake Wild Rice (Boise Forte Anishinaabe)

Passamaquoddy maple (Passamaquoddy)

BONUS: coffee :)

Yeego Coffee (Navajo)

Spirit Mountain Roasting (Yuma Quechan)

Birchbark Coffee (Anishinaabe)

Thunder Island Coffee (Shinnecock)

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Twitter thread by Melissa Caruso about a labyrinthine magical bookstore in Syracuse, NY. Link to the first tweet in the thread; most pictures have image descriptions! Now here are the screenshots of that thread:

And then a hero of the labyrinthine magical bookstores of the world put all the bookstores that people listed in the replies on a map! (Google Maps link)

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hey since i’m occasionally giving out adult advice. anyone wanna know my very adult and very boring and very sensible suggestion for grief gifts for friends and family when someone close to them dies

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it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

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I have yet to identify anyone in a position to dictate what any fandom is allowed to do. If someone does locate such a mythical creature, they should do us all a favor and send it to the lawyers at AO3 before screaming about it to the rest of us.

Hey, so fun fact; if you're a minor in a fandom for a property aimed at older audiences (i.e. South Park, Hazbin Hotel, Danganronpa, etc.), you are not in a position to dictate what the adult members of that fandom are and aren't allowed to do.

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I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

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Sunday, January 5th, 12:40AM

Happy New Year!!!

My very tardy December rent means the pressure to pay my rent on time for January intense! Today is the last day to pay rent before it's considered late! I would really appreciate some help sooner than immediately!

January Rent

$225/$2200

6 Months Past Due Utilities

$478/$1689

Please consider buying a piece for yourself or for a beloved.

Paypal- [email protected]

Venmo- Kate-Havekost