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This is the best one

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Happy May, friends 🍄🌿✨

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

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writing down “had a frozen lasagna for dinner. it was subpar” in my diary and thinking smugly about how i’m recording the common lives of 2024 for future anthropologists

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

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Id like to propose we invent a paper document u can have where it states that youve had a prescription for so many years, that u can just have it. Walk into any pharmacy. 200 miles from home. Nobody has ever heard of you. Show paper. Get prescription. For free. A prescription diploma. You put in so many years on this prescription, you graduate from having to ask for it. Life could be so perfect.

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"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.