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This is an aesthetic askblog for the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia. It's run by a single mod (blog can be found under nav) who happens to be a college student and is therefore a bit short on free time, so slow-ish updates are to be expected.
"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.
I saw someone say they think sparrows always wearing a bathrobe like some kind of deranged housewife, and I have not stopped thinking about it. Now I can't stop imagining him as that one picture of Daniel Radcliffe:
I’ve got it in the rules (#2) that I won’t do a ship that’s a character depicted as a child (yes, 15 is a child) with a character depicted as an adult.