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Joke comic for the online book A Practical Guide to Evil.

Alternate ending: In the end they compromised to tear down Keter. Because small slights, long prices.

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Tolerantly amused, Vivienne took out a writing set from her knapsack and stole the scrolls away from me to half-hearted protests. She took out Malicia’s scroll first, slapped it against a stone, and whet the quill. A stick figure with a crown atop it and three strands of hair was made to represent Dread Empress Malicia, First of Her Name. I cocked an eyebrow.

“Aren’t nobles supposed to get drawing lessons?” I jeered. “She’s supposed to be the most beautiful woman alive.”

“Right you are,” Vivienne amiably agreed.

She wet the quill again and drew two circles over the stick figure’s chest.

“There we are,” the Princess said. “Like looking at a painting of her.”

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sorry but I’m so meme-poisoned that this

“Malicia’s cause is dying,” Trudger frankly said.

made me think of this

I deeply apologize for not being able to find a good enough pun in Malicia, Alaya, or even Empress to make the format work better but I actually had to stop reading the chapter to go do this

(Photo credit to Marina Barbash)

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I don’t think she will get to use pastel colors for another book, boys...

“The last of the series” ok so in one book Cat is supposed to

-reconcile w her father

-step into and settle into her new Name

-solve the lingering mystery of her actual parentage

-shift the paradigm of Above and Below

-permanently deal with the Wandering Bard

-win the war against Keter

-climb the fucking tower

-fix Callow’s cyclical problems

-establish that new neutral zone (whatever the hell that’s supposed to be called I forget)

-set up the Firstborn with a new homeland

-mend bridges with Hakram

-???? I know there’s even more that I’m forgetting jfc

So far each book has been approximately a year of updates, and that’s a lot, sure, but is it the fuck enough for all of this to be settled in a narratively satisfying way????

#apgte #a practical guide to evil #apgte: book 7

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Rebloging with your tags, great meme!

Tariq “Of No Import” Isbili, runaway heir to the throne, the Grey Pilgrim, leader of his people:

“Your conception of Creation is utterly barren of morality. It is without principle, without faith, without a single ounce of justice.

Amadeus of the Green Stretch, farmer’s son, who has based his entire geopolitical strategy on patterns of land fertility:

“Indeed,” he casually agreed

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credit for the concept goes to RubberBandMan on pgte discord

#a practical guide to evil #apgte #apgte: book 5

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#apgte #a practical guide to evil #apgte: book 5

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#apgte #a practical guide to evil #apgte: book 5