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CONGRATULATIONS 🎉💐

for you

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU. AND TY FOR THE FLOWERS. YIPPEE!!!

#jem's miscellany #asks #demonlikejudgeoffire

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IVE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDUAAATTEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❗❗❗❗❗❗

#ITS BEEN 9 YEEEEAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS #jem's miscellany #I DID IT.

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congrats on the graduation!

thank you!!

#jem's miscellany #anonymous #asks

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im graduating today.

#its been....... so long...... #jem's miscellany

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queen of the world to me

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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A lot of the time when I see people talk about aromanticism they bring up the way a lot of us tend to think that romance is just exaggerated in fiction and are surprised that people feel that way in real life and not just in the movies and that's honestly kind of funny, imagine just going about your life and one day finding out that most people's high school years were actually like disney channel and you're the exception

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Streetside popcorn

English added by me :)

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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i disrespect the grind

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