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Unlike other mecha anime, this one's more about the characters.

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Exhibit B is "could Saitama (One Punch Man) beat Kirby (of The Stars)"

Powerscaling is only good when the questions are faintly absurd.

Exhibit A:

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Powerscaling is only good when the questions are faintly absurd.

Exhibit A:

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(NB: Year is estimated through the veil of a shitty memory)

The year is 2010. You're going down to the coast. Not one of the big cities, much smaller. They have a nice mall, a small cinema, fish and chips place, all a little drive away from the beach.

There's a Video Ezy rental booth. Life is good.

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The year is 2010. You're going down to the coast. Not one of the big cities, much smaller. They have a nice mall, a small cinema, fish and chips place, all a little drive away from the beach.

There's a Video Ezy rental booth. Life is good.

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[AUSTRALIAN CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED]

Netflix was a mistake... if only we could go back to Blockbuster...

#WE FORGOT ABOUT VIDEO EZY

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Netflix was a mistake... if only we could go back to Blockbuster...

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#it was one time!

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[← A Disney fan, but only reluctantly]

The whole Disney Vault concept is genuinely so staggeringly anti-consumer it's a wonder they were allowed to get away with it.

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The whole Disney Vault concept is genuinely so staggeringly anti-consumer it's a wonder they were allowed to get away with it.

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Listening and learning.

Wrestling is scripted, right, so what happens if there's a three way match but one of them gets a sudden injury beforehand?

Like, they'd have to play the match as a two-way, right? Even though whatever they'd choreographed and planned is out the window? Because canning the match because one of the trio is out would be admitting that a duo fight hasn't been practiced.

Makes no sense.

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every time you talk about ciel essentially winning the genetic lottery with her magic circuits i think about her doing the steiner math speech about roa

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT ROA’S CURRENT BODY,  AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! 

SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH AN EXECUTOR, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! 

BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD TOHNO-KUN TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! 

SEE THE 3 WAY AT SOUYA TOWN, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. CAUSE VLOV ARKHANGEL KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 

SO ROA, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %, I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING! 

SEE ROA? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE TOHNO MANSION!

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Wrestling is scripted, right, so what happens if there's a three way match but one of them gets a sudden injury beforehand?

Like, they'd have to play the match as a two-way, right? Even though whatever they'd choreographed and planned is out the window? Because canning the match because one of the trio is out would be admitting that a duo fight hasn't been practiced.

Makes no sense.

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Nadeko "oh no, I mean real lambs, not the stuff you eat" Sengoku

Nadeko Sengoku might just be the type of girl to have a panic attack when she realizes beef comes from cows.

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We might not know a damn thing about wrestling, but the numbers don't lie.

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"Computer, show me the Magatama" "Hi! I'm the computer; Sure thing"

a computer, as portrayed by splash star