anyajkramer

[anyajkramer]

trhey. they live longer than insects. house centipedes live 3 to 7 YEARS. and they dont have sex. theyre so beautiful and exquisite. oooh my god. and theyre built to RUN they move SO FAST holy fuck

I'm spreading the centipede gospel. Hmu. please god ask me about centipedes. fuck fuck fuck oh my god. fuck they are so cool. some of them are k-selected!!!! they love their babies.! im like. im fucking crying theyre so awesome. their legs get longer along their bodies. theyre so much better than millipedes. what who said that. fuck oh my god.

[anyajkramer]

no i don't think you heard me. "The evolution of the venom includes horizontal gene transfer, involving bacteria, fungi and oomycetes." from wikipedia. jesus fuck.

I'm spreading the centipede gospel. Hmu. please god ask me about centipedes. fuck fuck fuck oh my god. fuck they are so cool. some of them are k-selected!!!! they love their babies.! im like. im fucking crying theyre so awesome. their legs get longer along their bodies. theyre so much better than millipedes. what who said that. fuck oh my god.

[anyajkramer]

I'm spreading the centipede gospel. Hmu. please god ask me about centipedes. fuck fuck fuck oh my god. fuck they are so cool. some of them are k-selected!!!! they love their babies.! im like. im fucking crying theyre so awesome. their legs get longer along their bodies. theyre so much better than millipedes. what who said that. fuck oh my god.

#wikipedia centipede article my beloved #horizontal gene transfer of venom genes!! #they lack a waxy cuticle so theyre particularly susceptible to dehydration! #generalist carnivors! #most of them have no eyes or minimally functional eyes #BUT NOT THE HOUSE CENTIPEDE #COMPLEX COMPOUND EYES #FUCK #long antennae! millipedes could never #theyre so elegant and classy and adorable and fucking awesome oh my god #ask me about forcipules

[anyajkramer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

#prev yes I believe it #me too occasionally

[anyajkramer]

guys can i sigh real quick

[anyajkramer]

#yess #shout out to wasps #also house centipedes!!!! #ask me about forcipules #please god ask me about forcipules

[anyajkramer]

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

[anyajkramer]

more rings anatomical edition

#you already know #my pinterest

[anyajkramer]

girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

#PREV THANK YOU

[anyajkramer]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[anyajkramer]

#oh im often saying this

[anyajkramer]

You jerk off to porn. Personally as an intellectual I whack it to bauhaus furniture.

#no #I shan’t say

[anyajkramer]

everyone hates my thin and meager stew

[anyajkramer]

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

[anyajkramer]

[anyajkramer]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

[anyajkramer]

fish beads

#beadposting