antidennys

[antidennys]

the only thing I hate as much as Dennys is NFTs. and the only thing I hate as much as NFTs is twitter. so you can imagine how this makes me feel!

Oh hi. It’s been a bit. But we wanted to give our favorite fans (DON’T TELL TWITTER), a heads up that we’ll be selling tweets for charity today. So, if you’ve ever been like, “dang that’s a solid joke Denny’s wish it was mine” now that dream can be a reality. You’re welcome. But also thank you. <3 <3 <3 

https://v.cent.co/tweet/837041513649606656?s=u_a

#i also hate charity

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fuuuuuuuuck dennys dude

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@dennys post more so I can make fun of you

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at a time like this. wow. shameless

guys, r u ok?

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denny's bad

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in the heart of the enemy.

i feel damned.

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@dennys I know you've been chased off the airwaves but I'm still here and I'm still fuck you

@dennys

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not funny

beware of masked potatoes this october

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REPORT TO DENNY'S RE-EDUCATION FACILITY

Twitter: OMG LOOK AT THIS COOL BRAND MEMEING! ISN’T IT HIP AND FUNNY AND COOL!

Tumblr, who had to live through Denny’s for years:

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SAY “DENNY’S PARKING LOT AT 3AM” ONE MORE TIME

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JUST SO FUCKING TIRED

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MILK SHAKE…. wait is there garlic in it? Never mind. That’s ridiculous. Why would there be garlic in a milk shake? But seriously, is there? Um, well, maybe I won’t chance it. Take it easy buddy.

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driving a dagger into my eye

Buying a new mountain bike? We recommend front BroccShoks™ for the most control and traction, but also for being a healthy post-ride snack.

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@dennys please let me die

always keep utensils in your backpack

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I didn't know I could feel this way (very angry)

Real sharks have their own pool cuecumber.

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I went to Denny’s last night. It wasn’t bad. I got into a fistfight with a chicken in the parking lot.

She was there to protect you

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This shit is vulgar and putrid

NEVER!

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just got escaped from hell and well, i think im gonna turn right back around

Sometimes onions are smarter than you…

actually, most times.