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Ok now do NYT columnists

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well that was nice of him

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Me in class if I'm being honest

#wip #will I ever finish this is the question #literally a trilogy atp

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#space

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super wishful thinking but i wish bethesda would show multiple different heroes in the promo material for tes games... especially cause i hate the way teslore dumbasses have this stupid idea in their head of a "canon" ldb or nerevarine and i wish for once there could've been promo art of the nerevarine as an argonian or khajiit, just to kick some dirt in their faces LOL.

im sure there's practical reasons as to why there's only "one" design for the protag in promo material, because designing and animating a guy is Hard and doing it for a whole new Guy is even harder. but. again. in a perfect world, tes 6 would have promo material where in each one the protagonist is a different race, a different class, gender, to show that the "canon" protagonist... is whoever you made them. not, "Okay you played as a khajiit girl in skyrim but we all know the REAL ldb is a generic nord guy--"

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special edition!

#oblivion

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if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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ROUND TEN CATEGORY: Most Likely to Be Your Boss

Two will win and go into the yearbook. Who's it going to be?

Round Eleven Category: Most Likely to Win the Lottery and Lose the Ticket

Keep in mind that this is how you would've perceived them in high school and then NOMINATE NOW

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THE WORLD IS ENDING by judas h.

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

#tumblr lore

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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could you make more lockscreen from you’ve got mail?

please like/reblog if you save!

more lockscreens here!

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It makes me happy when they listen

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

#hornet's nest post