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[anonymous-eggys-gone-feral]

Silvanus preserve us 🙏🏻

#ARF ARF ARF #HELLOOOO #bro has oak fathers blessings fr fr 😳😳🥴🥴 #bg3 #halsin

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Link to full (NSFT, about what you expect!): https://meanbossart.neocities.org/TBDC.png

[anonymous-eggys-gone-feral]

leander who is so much bigger compared to you. leander whos hands compared to yours are so much bigger, caloused, and scarred. leander who puts his fingers to use on you, pumping them in and out leaving you breathless, all the while his pants-you can tell their strained. leander who chuckles kissing your sensitive areas, smiling when you get bashful. leander who eats you out like he’s starving, lapping up all your juices not letting any go to waste. leander who’s so big the stretch leaves you seeing stars, and clawing his back. leander who groans at the sight of you having a belly bulge. leander who’s thrusts are fast and deep. leander who hugs you tightly after your ehem activities. leander who washes you up in a nice warm bath kissing you softly.

#WH #HHH #HHHHHGSBDHDBSBDND #HUH?! #HI?! #hehehe #leander touchstarved

[anonymous-eggys-gone-feral]

I need Leander touchstarved carnally so have some nsft and nsftish headcanons about him:

Thanks to @anonymous-eggy for giving me motivation to finish this

Hes usually flexing his stomach to make his abs look chisled. They are not naturally like that, they're actually quite soft when hes not constantly trying to fucking Peacock lol

He wants to touch MC like all the fucking time, just constant contact. hugs, hand holding (smug), pulling you to sit on his lap, random touches, he wants to always be touching you.

This extends to the bedroom. The more he can touch you the happier he is. Cuddling leads to sex Very easily

It makes getting him desperate and needy easy bc all you have to do is pull back a bit and hes immediately whining

That meme of "youre the most jealous man i know" "you know other men???" Wbk but it had to be said

Man is somehow a sugar daddy in the most submissive way possible (yes i know findom is a thing but i dont mean findom i mean hes a sugar daddy but a sub)

"Hey baby can i have [thing]?" "Hmm i dunno MC what will you do for it ;)" "wellllll-" [later hes leashed to the headboard and begging for MC to touch him and this is what he wanted]

Hes a switch but hes VEEERRRRY sub leaning

Like every now and then he likes the idea of having control, but its usually just a posessiveness fantasy tbh (you cannot tell me he doesnt get off on the idea of owning his partner and being owned by them like a possession) he really strongly prefers to have a fucking break from being in charge of everything all the time

The best way to make him angy is to promise if he goes to sleep you'll do somnophilia stuff and then just go to bed next to him and finally make him SLEEP

That being said somno IS a solid way to get him to sleep more AND get some fun in

just make sure to follow through on the promise of sex or else you'll have a mountain of muscle squishing you while pouting and whining and its been an hour and you have to FUCKING PEE DAMMIT. He knows what hes doing

I think if you gift him a collar he would wear it casually (its not even out of place for Eridia fashion) but its a subtle casual domination thing and he gets soooo turned on thinking of how publicly you have claimed him

He loves having you be "claimed" by him in casual public ways too. Like if you wore his clothes? Or if you had a Bloodhounds cloak made? (Hed make sure it was enchanted just for you so he knows where you are at all times i mean what who said that?)

He loves it when you spit in his mouth. Legit will beg for you to do it. I do not take criticism on this one vere said hed enjoy being spit on and my brain said "heard and understood"

I will die on the "oral fixation Leander hc" hill. Mf eats and blows for his own pleasure. Kissing deep enough can and will get him ACHINGLY hard. As will fingering his mouth.

Top. Definitely a sub, but he likes to put it in the most (not to say he'll turn DOWN a nice strap/dick but he does have a preference)

Experimentalist. I dont think its controversial to say he likes to switch things up in the bedroom

I also dont think its controversial to say he LOVES being in bondage. Any kind of rigging, restraints, or decorative ties he fucking adores it

Pls overstim him. Also pls edge him. Pls combine the two and then say "aww but i thought you WANTED to cum? Well now you get to! Cmon you have 3 more in you dont you?"

In conclusion i am not down bad im down FUCKING CATASTROPHIC i am not thirsty i am dying of dehydration for him.

#BARKING AND GROWLING #YESSSSSS #this. this is good. yes #hehehehe hohohoho #excuse me while i read this over several more timesss #my lil monki brain neurons have been activated #leander touchstarved

[anonymous-eggys-gone-feral]

If you're still doing them! Leander: 😘

😘 - what do they do for foreplay?

Leander gives you everything you want, almost instantly. He's indulgent at heart and he cannot help but hand you your every desire.

His foreplay is thorough but relaxed. He cracks smiles and presses playful, light kisses across your shoulders and your cheeks, ensuring you feel the full breadth of his unyielding adoration, his affection.

He, of course, removes his gloves with his teeth before he starts to finger you. You're closer this time, able to admire the bob of his adam's apple, the sculpted shape of jaw, the hungry glint in his hooded green eyes. Most of the times you have touched him, you have been reverent.

He returns this in kind, gliding his fingers over dips and curves he finds particularly entrancing. It's a series of idle, admiring touches that make you feel particularly seen. There is no part of you that can hide from his admiring gaze and clever hands.

He ushers you into orgasm at least twice before getting inside of you. The first is on his fingers, the next on his tongue. If he overstimulates you, it's not usually on purpose. He loves being in between your legs, loves giving. As soon as the door is shut behind you both he's already trying to get you sat on the bed so he can clamber onto his knees.

Sometimes, he thinks it's cute to have you already blissed out and begging for mercy by the time he plops you onto his dick. He likes it when your legs tremble and your thighs twitch, already so worn that you can hardly lift yourself to ride him.

#touchstarved leander

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Leander likes missionary so he can stare intently and observe your every expression. His gaze is frankly searing for someone who has spent most of the lead up being so gentle and thorough with you. You throw your arm over your eyes, but he grabs your hand and pins it next to your head, lacing your fingers together... he laughs if you look cross at him, tells you he just wants to see your beautiful face. Even if you agree to not hide again, he still holds your hand. As if he needed anything besides the thick, hot feeling of his cock to keep you still and underneath him.

#😳 #yes #mhm

[anonymous-eggys-gone-feral]

Just the Two of Us (Part 1)

You drag Nicky to the private hot tub for some fun, but Nicky has other plans for what fun means tonight…

word count: 1,965

warnings: a bit o' biting, implied desire to receive oral

Reader is Gender-neutral! (they/them pronouns)

This is an NSFW fic! Be responsible and respectful of my boundaries!!! (check pinned post on my blog)

Tonight is a night you just can not fall asleep. Every now and then this happens. you lay there all cozy, but your brain and body both still have so much energy.

It's certainly not a terrible energy, but it's not exactly pleasant to lay there all bored either. you could read a book or work on any of the other many hobbies you've picked up in all the time you have……or you could drag Nicky to the private hot tub under the disguise of needing to relax in it and jump him when he's least expecting it and turn it into a funny midnight wrestling match. Yes.

With your perfectly mischievous plan in place, you turn to face a peaceful Nicky, who has his arm lazily wrapped around your waist. Okay, maybe only if he's awake enough and gives a confident yes…

As you're contemplating how terrible it would be to drag such a beautifully relaxed angel out of bed in the middle of the night, his eyes sleepily open and his grip on your waist tightens to pull you closer.

"Somethin' on my face, love?" he mumbles, his voice vibrating deeply in his chest. He presses a soft tired kiss to your lips, which you gladly return.

"Just those same two gorgeous moles that I always want to kiss. But, uh," it's now or suffer even more boredom.

"Yes?" Nicky urges you to continue, giving his full attention.

"I can't sleep. If you wanted to… maybe we could relax in our private hot tub area under the stars?"

"relax there? not here in bed?" He questions.

Shoot he must be onto you already. "I- I just mean maybe a change of scenery with the nice water would help me relax and fall asleep easier, but we don't have to," you quickly backpedal.

Nicky lets out an affectionate chuckle as he sits up, rubbing your side gently. "You are awful wound up tonight, huh. Since when have I said no to relaxin' there with you, anyway? my votes on 'let's do it', toots."

With the first step of your plan in place you excitedly hop up immediately, tossing the covers over without a care for remaking the bed. "I'll grab towels!"

"Don't bother, my love. I made sure anything we'll ever need will be there for us whenever we need it," Nicky says, his amusement at your reaction very clear.

"Perfect." With that out of the way, you grab Nicky's hand and drag him down the hallways of the house and outside, both of you giggling like you two had only been together for a month and were being devious, despite being married.

When you arrive at the private grotto, you begin searching for bathing suits.

"What're you looking for?" Nicky asks as he removes his shirt, revealing his hypnotizingly gorgeous chest and stomach.

"Bathing suits? You said everything we needed would be here," you answer.

Nicky gives you a sly smirk and raises an eyebrow while smoothly saying "We don't need no bathing suits if it's just the two of us, do we?"

His response makes you grin as you remember him saying something similar the day before you had married him. "I suppose not, Nicholas." you lovingly roll your eyes as you begin stripping.

You pause for a moment to glance behind you to see what progress Nicky has made with his undressing. Much to your joy, he's neatly folding his clothes and your eyes land on his bare butt. That beautiful divine butt that you could stare at forever. It had to be the most perfectly shaped butt you've ever had the privilege of seein-

"Distracted by something, darling?"

You slowly raise your eyes to meet his highly amused face. You can't even think of a sly comeback, nor can you think of a lie. So you respond with a blunt, "You have a nice ass," before turning away to continue taking off your clothes. This earns a hardy laugh from Nicky that echoes in the room as you hear his feet hit the floor as he saunters over to you.

His hands meet your waist as he presses a kiss to your neck. "Need help?"

You melt inside as you tilt your head to the side in hopes that his lips will linger there for just a little while longer. "I certainly wouldn't mind."

He seems to get the message and indulges, hugging your waist closer and pressing more kisses to your neck. You let out a breathy sigh that turns into a moan as his kisses turn to nibbles.

His kisses travel to your back and down further as he lowers himself to remove your pants and undergarment slowly, gently.

God, forget playing games, this haze of lovely contrasting energy between his bitey kisses on your hips and the gentle way he runs his hands up and down your thighs is all you need now. You can't stop yourself from imagining all the ways his mouth could caress more of your body… all the ways his tongue could touch and tease and suck you. Just the thought makes you more than weak as another moan escapes your lips.

And as soon as you think your legs will turn to pure jelly and you're thoroughly hot and bothered, he suddenly stops and sweeps you off your feet to carry you like royalty.

"Wh- Nicky? Why'd you stop?" You whine as you wrap your arms around his neck.

"I thought the goal was to relax you in the water, not wind you up even more?" Nicky teases as he walks you both to the tub, gently lowering you in.

The water was absolutely perfect as it washed over your bare body. Not too hot, not too cold, but not lukewarm either. Perfectly warm.

The way the reflection of the dimly lit water reflected on the walls and gave way to stars and the gorgeous moon high above you both was utterly perfect. And the way all those elements looked resting on your beloved's face as he lovingly relaxed with you in his arms. It only made you want him more.

Joking around is long forgotten as you shift to straddle his waist and raise a hand out of the water to guide his face, his soft lips, closer to yours. "I'm already wound up, my love, too late. But perhaps you could help tire me out?" you practically whisper pleadingly.

In this close proximity you can feel exactly how that action and those words affected him. His member twitches against your leg as he amorously gazes at you. He gives in and mumbles "I'd love to please you, gorgeous."

His lips meet yours and the gratification of giving in to desire is immediate and mind scattering.

The kisses start out soft, gentle, slow. Quickly enough, they turn hungrier and more desperate. Nicky bites at your bottom lip as if desperate to get closer and closer as you deepen the kiss, allowing his tongue to meet yours.

You throw one arm around his neck and bury your other hand in his hair, pressing your chest against his. In response he grips your waist and pulls you flush against him. Flush against his hard warm member that has practically come to life at this point.

This only increases your mounting frustration, which comes to a peak when Nicky pulls away from your already swelling lips to begin pressing sucking bitey kisses to your shoulders and neck. The type that you can already tell are gonna leave beautiful marks for you to gaze upon in the morning.

Your hips shift and buck as you rub against him for any sort of friction to relieve the pressure building inside of your stomach. You let out a groan of pleasure as you feel your sex make contact with his and suddenly your thoughts are flooded with the need for more, more.

As much as you want him inside of you right this moment, as much as you want to wrap your thighs around his waist while he thrusts into you, you know that'd be a bit… too difficult in water.

And Nicky seems to feel and know this too, letting out a moan of his own and shifting his hips to rub against you before lifting you up and setting you on the edge of the pool in a hesitant manner.

"Lemme grab some things we need real fast, my love," he practically growls against your throat as he leaves a trail of kisses from your neck to your lips before pulling away and swiftly heading to grab things.

"Would you like help?" you chuckle.

"Maybe spread this towel out beneath you? It'll make you a hell of a lot more comfortable" Nicky responds as he shoots a wink at you while tossing a towel at you.

You catch it somehow despite the low lighting and unfold the large plush towel. It might as well be a blanket, honestly. It's perfect for this. As you're settling yourself on it, Nicky comes back over with a bottle of lube and a condom in hand.

"May I?" You ask, gesturing for the condom. As he lowers himself to his knees in front of you, he gladly hands it over.

"As long as I get to do part two," he says confidently as you carefully open the condom package.

"You can direct the entire scene for all I care, I'm all yours, Nicholas."

You take the moment to take in the way his wet body looks in the moonlight. the way the water reflections shift and glimmer on all the right parts of him. The way his hip bone glows and shining moonlit water droplets roll down his thick chest and stomach, all the way down to his- you get the deal.

He may as well be a god in this moment. A god you'd let consume you if it was his wish or whim to do so. He would never be such a god, but the sentiment is still there. In all the power and control he has, he still falls to his knees when faced with his love and desire for you. Nothing makes him lose control more than just the image of your body entertwined with his, in pure pleasure. And tonight, you want nothing more than to make him fully lose control.

Nicky seems to revel in your attention as if he could read your thoughts while you rise to your knees and reach forward to tip his chin towards you. He lowers his lips to yours to meet in a long passionate kiss while you skillfully slip the condom on him, silently begging your usually clumsy hands to be steady and pleasurable.

And pleasurable they are. you shift the hand at his chin and drag your fingers lightly down his chest and stomach, settling it on his hip. The way you touch him sends a shiver through his body, much to your satisfaction. You use the leverage to tug him closer, all while stroking his hard excitement in the way you've learned earns you the most moans and drives him insane. Gentle palm rub at the tip, all encompassing around the shaft all the way down and back up. and repeat. not too hard and not too soft with your touch to tease him to lose his mind.

Nicky almost vibrates beneath your methodical calculated touch as he lets out a groan.

"You really know how to drive me crazy, love. You know that?" He moans out.

"I absolutely do, Nicky. Do you have anything else to say about it?"

Nicky gives you a devious smirk despite how flushed his face is as he answers, "I say it's time for part two."

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a/n: tee hee sorry yall. part two will be coming out soon enough! Just thought y'all would want this in the meantime :) i will be linking part two here as well when i finish it and post it!

#enjoy part onnnnne its spicy as is but the main show is comin up #fictif nicky #fictif nicky valentino #fictif tatw #fictif two against the world #nicky fictif #nicky tatw #nicky valentino #nicky valentino fictif #fictif fanfic #nicky valentino smut #nicky valentino x reader #madebyeggy

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gonna post the fic in two butchered parts since im taking quite a while to finish it.

if you wanna wait until both parts are out (to avoid an awkward cut off that may or may not kill the mood) lmk and I'll tag you in part two when i finish it up!

#....listen theres a lot to write ab what Nicky's doin do mc #and that takes more time than i thought it was gonna take #fictif nicky #fictif nicky valentino #fictif tatw #fictif two against the world #nicky fictif #nicky tatw #nicky valentino #nicky valentino fictif

[anonymous-eggys-gone-feral]

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

#its especially difficult when you have the added challenge of making the reader gender neutral

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for those wondering where the fanfic is. i am currently distracted by funny animal videos. small break before the finishing stretch

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teehee teehee the hoes are gonna loooooove this

#me im the hoes. and i am already in love with the fic im writing rn #it makes my brain keysmash when i read over it to check for errors

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I'd say just "fuck it we ball" it. You have no idea all the kinks and quotes I have for a certain cuban fictional character that his devs might disagree

LMAO MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE MORE RELAXED WITH MYSELF AND THE CHARACTERS I LOVE SO DEARLY.

yeah I'll practice now!

... under a cut bc this is NOT the correct account for this statement. possibly unrealistic(?) horny under the cut

Nicky would bite the fuck out of your shoulders (im talkin he's drooling all over you too like a starving wolf) while railing you into oblivion and would love seeing the marks on you afterwards while taking care of you.

only reason I've held this thought back lately is bc my brain slaps me saying that he'd hate hurting mc and being out of control like that... but idkkkk the moans might be worth it for him...

maybe I've already slipped it into a headcanon a while ago though. i dont remember. FUCK IT WE BALL!!!

#IMMEDIATE reblog over to this blog

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The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

#no need for embarrassed ever as long as the real horny horny stuff stays on me sideblog #aka here

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horny for nicky valentino hours..... might write a short fic.......

#mmmmmmmmm he so pretty i want him #fictif nicky #fictif nicky valentino #fictif tatw #fictif two against the world #nicky fictif

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can you tell I am obsessed with this concept... can you

a small remake of an old fanart of mine (even tho it probably wasn't that long on tumblr but it's still old to me!!!). I'm so used to hiding his tattoo for my own convenience that I straight up forgot to draw it and had to add it before posting 💔

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