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Anna: Megan, will you give birth to me?

Megan: No Anna, you can not climb inside me so I can give birth to you.

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Erin: A train is coming.

Anna: A vagina is coming.

Tahlia: ... Gross Anna.

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Tahlia: I'll be gunning at someone. I learnt that term in prison.

Anna: Is that term 'gunning' mean sex?

Tahlia: It means masturbating publicly while staring at a person.

Anna: I'm going to use that term now; 'Wanna gun together?' I'll be gunning at some Asian nerd at the library, ooooh yeaaah.

Megan: Anna, ya nasty.

Anna: Whaaat? The chance of him getting pregnant is likely so he'll have to marry me then.

#Tahlia #Megan #gunning #good times on facebook

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Anna: Has it been Halloween yet?

Erin: No, it's tomorrow.

Anna: That's stupid; they should have had it on Saturday.

Karen: It's a date, it's not like Easter.

Anna: They should have planned ahead. Like they do in Asia.

#Erin #Karen #Halloween

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Erin: Ouch Anna, that really hurt.

Anna: It's not my fault you have a weak neck.

#Erin

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Anna: I hate being a single mum.

Erin: Well, you would know.

Anna: Been there, done that.

#Erin

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Erin: I spy...

Anna: Tree! Trash!

Erin: ...something beginning with...

Anna: P!

Erin: C

Anna: CUNT!

Erin: No.

Anna: Car? Is it car?

Erin: No, it's not car.

Anna: Is it car?

Erin: No.

Anna: Cold? Are you cold.

Erin: No, and it's hot as fuck.

Anna: Concrete?

Erin: No, not concrete.

Anna: That was a good one though... Car?

#Erin #I spy

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Anna: It says possible showers. Is it going to rain or is it not going to rain?

Erin: It's possible that it will rain.

Anna: Fuck up bitch, I want a straight up answer.

Erin: It might rain!

Anna: Is that a yes?

Erin: IT'S A MAYBE ANNA!

Anna: So...it's a no? Come on Erin stop playing with me.

#Erin

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Megan: Anna's going to give him gobbies.

Anna: Gobstoppers?

#Megan

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I used to knit with string. And, like chopsticks.

#Quote

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Tahlia: Who is this person?

Megan: The guy who munches Anna's minge.

Anna: NO! I munch my own minge.

#Tahlia #Megan #minge minge minge

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Erin: I would be a slut if I were hot.

Anna: Yeah me too.

Erin: Hey maybe your mum is trying to fatten you up so you're not a slut.

Anna: Yeah maybe. That's a pretty good idea. If I have kids, I'm going to do that. Only then they might turn out fat and confident. I'll have to figure out a way to crush their confidence. Call them fat every day.

#Erin

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Anna: I spy something beginning with D

Erin: Dragon?

Anna: Damn it, that was an obvious one.

#Erin #I spy

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funny thing that happened when i walked home, some guy mistaken me for a korean/chinese. this proves my theory, who needs to be born in a korean/chinese descent when you can just look like one lolololol life is great!

Anna's message to Erin, we haven't changed a word of it.

#Quote #terrible fucking grammar #Erin

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Anna: Fuck, shit, ass, shit, cunt, shit, fuck.

Erin: Anna, we're by a kids playground, stop swearing.

Anna: Gotta teach them some language.

#Erin

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You know when you're a kid and you're like swinging really high and then you jump off? Well, I did that when I was a kid but I cracked my ankles. And then I did it again.

#Quote #Anna's childhood

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Erin: They're playing soccer.

Anna: Let's go join in.

Erin: Ew, no.

Anna: They might be hot.

Erin: Anna, they're like 12.

Anna: Yeah. Cradle snatcher. Get 'em while they're young.

#Erin