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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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It just makes a lot of sense why Marcille and Laios would be good friends, really, because Marcille Will Tell You What Is On Her Mind. If she doesn't like something, she throws a tantrum. If she's down to clown, she clowns like a champ. If she has an opinion, she voices it clearly and concisely. Laios knows exactly where Marcille stands in pretty much every topic.
On Marcille's end, she's down to clown more than people give her credit for. Laios said "yo let's play with these bones and rearrange them in funny ways" and Marcille joined right in. Like, yeah, she'll want to bonk his skull in sometimes, but aside from the monster and dungeon (well, she does have this one, just differently) fascination, she's pretty much in the same wavelength as Laios when it comes to most things.
Which is cool! Because they could've made them hostile siblings in law but they are besties actually.
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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don鈥檛 make me tap the sign
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*
'You should have seen the other guy'
*When you go into the bar it's empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there's a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it's covered in kiss marks*
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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
The six human Testosterone bottles:
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SO!! I don't tend to often talk about anything regarding my irl stuff here - especially more serious stuff. I don't like bogging down the vibes, nor the idea of burdening strangers with my problems - so I would not be making this post if I really, REALLY didn't have to.
But as of the current moment, I am homeless.
It's been a long and tangled up situation, but to put a long story short we got majorly fucked over by our old landlords who evicted us without proper notice. (Yes, I'm aware it's very illegal - no, we can't exactly do anything about that right now. We tried.) This morning we were forcefully removed from the motel we were staying in without warning, an ordeal which was extremely traumatizing.
Currently, I am sleeping on the floor of my brother's office at his work, while my cat, Feather, is stuck in a crate. While it's better than being outside, I am physically disabled and sleeping like this for longer than a few days will likely render me unable to move. Not to mention the fact that I really do not want to have my poor baby crated for longer than I need to.
A very good friend of mine has offered to take me in for the time being until things get sorted back over here!! The only problem is said friend is 7 hours away. My brother, @arcanesprite, is willing to make the drive - something I am incredibly grateful for. But we need to get the money together to be able to make this happen.
We need $300 to rent the car and have money for gas. Because of this, I am opening up $15 Pokemon doodle commissions!
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These will be open for as long as we need to get the money together! As you can probably guess, I might not be extremely speedy in getting started on these, but the second I'm able to I will do so! If you can't commission, please PLEASE boost this!!
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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 馃え?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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Someone requested Chilchuck and Hatsune Miku
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had a dream scott the woz re-released all the videos in 4k as an anniversary but instead of upscaling them, he just made the border bigger
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Don鈥檛 look at things you know will make you angry. Don鈥檛 read the comment sections. Don鈥檛 look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they鈥檙e dumb all the time. Don鈥檛 read old conversations you had with people you don鈥檛 talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.
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love when his eyes do this
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It鈥檚 either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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