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It makes me happy when they listen

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if your community couldn't handle a trans girl with a diaper kink without collapsing into pedophile witchunting

your community simply will not last. if your community cannot handle the clearest example of someone harming no one but herself without breaking down into rabid demands of exile, it cannot weather internal conflict that actually matters without going up in flames. not only is transmisogyny, you know, a literal death sentence to the trans women it brands sex criminals, it also just is a fundamental weakness of your community if a trans girl hurting no one can set it ablaze like i don't know how to tell you this but if you're that eager to collapse into moral purity testing for "enemies within" over a girl that just likes pissing herself and calling her girlfriend "big sis", that is a trivially easy weak point for a hostile attacker to shatter your space along. support the Weird trans women, even the ones you're not personally comfortable with. we're not coming to fuck your kids and dogs, i promise.

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Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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Happy Bat Appreciation Day! Bats are my favorite animals, so I decided to do some bat themed adopts to celebrate :) They all come with a lil blurb here if you wanna take or leave it. Dm to claim! Adopt rules here (scroll to bottom)

1. OPEN $20 Jumpscare (warrior, formerly BloodClan): based on a painted bat

2. OPEN $20 Fuzzyfig (healer): based on a Honduran white bat

3. CLOSED Badgerbee (warrior): based on a pied butterfly bat/badger bat

4. CLOSED Foxfall (warrior): based on a gray-headed flying fox

#these are all so dang cute!! #badgerbee is adorable especially #but also jumpscare

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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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This machine kills AI

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Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing

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#godzilla

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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

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Part 2 of drawing warrior cats with similar descriptions challenge, this time white fur blue eyed cats, based on this post

#DarkkArt #warrior cats #this one was significantly harder since these characters are much less iconic #cloudtail #icewing #frostfur #icecloud

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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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I want to like godzilla singular point but each episode is like a quick flash of cool kaiju, the intro, and then 20 minutes of characters talking back and forth about quantum time something or other, with maybe a bit of not godzilla kaiju sprinkled in every once in a while

#godzilla #anguirus is so far the hilight of this series

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reblog for larger sample size etc etc

#digestive of course #muscular is a close second