6K notes
·
View notes
when you stub your toe and try not to scream
1K notes
·
View notes
I just really, really wish I could measure that finger length…
31 notes
·
View notes
Bill Skarsgård’s impressive Van Halen jump.
3K notes
·
View notes
2K notes
·
View notes
not to be controversial but fangs? horns? claws? sexy
59K notes
·
View notes
70% of clowns are carnivores. 20% are herbivores. The rest of em just eat dirt.
456 notes
·
View notes
Clown nests are often lined with circus peanuts, which helps stabilize the structure and feeds the young while the adult is out hunting.
372 notes
·
View notes
Imagine a monster with a distorted face that can only speak in crackles and clicks. He looks and sounds so ominous that noone ever gives him a chance, preferring to run away screaming, but you stand your ground as he creeps closer. He looms over you, his breath stirring your hair, and your heart pounds as you look into his terrifying eyes. Finally, he drops something onto the floor at your feet - a crudely wrapped Christmas present.
“Oh - thanks,” you say, surprised, and he gives you the widest, toothiest grin you’ve ever seen.
Looks like you’ve just found your plus-one to the office Christmas party.
1K notes
·
View notes
I see no difference
148 notes
·
View notes