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You know.
Until the world ends.
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Accidentally logged myself out of Tumblr but back for now.
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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Percy Jackson hot take: growing up makes you realize that Luke as wrong, but not that wrong, if my parent was a superpowered being and gave no shit about me, I also would riot
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life under capitalism is so alienating like if i think about it too much or too deeply for too long it depresses the hell out of me
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I think it’s incredible how seals experience the world.
Many of the deep-diving seals can go blind during their lifetime and live just fine.
Round whiskers flap around in the water and create their own turbulence, but the specific whisker shape they have cancels turbulence, so they can pinpoint trails of turbulence from prey. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER
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why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive
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you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy
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ADD KYO TO THE ZODIAC 2020
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The year of the Rat 2020! - Yuki Sohma - Fruits Basket
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This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.
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