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Song of the Lioness No. 12: Faithful the Cat

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The Immortals Quartet x Community

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Doing my semi annual Tamora Pierce (Song of the Lioness) Re-read and crying because none of my friends have read these or understand how pivotal they were to my entire being.

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Tobe and Irnai *looking at platonic life partners Kel and Neal*: This is what a normal friendship looks like, right?

Tobe and Irnai *proceed to make a blood pact of loyalty like proper unhinged preteens left without supervision for 5 goddamn seconds*

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Nealan of Queenscove, literally every morning of page training

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I’ve had this idea for weeks but I just got to it now

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Source: @bdylanhollis -tik tok

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this is SO REAL i’ve been saying this

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Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

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Sorry this is so funny. Not a single part of this is correct

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I literally cannot breathe omfg

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat