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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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#🥹!!!

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

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normal people hearing Hall and Oates’ “I Can’t Go For That(No Can Do)”: hm, what a funky song. fun me and 408k other people:

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unstoppable force (my desire to have a relationship) vs immovable object (my fear of dating)

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Suit, gesture and expression studies that ended up all being about mr Wright here :)

#love you #phoenix wright #ace attorney #fan art

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

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Hannibal is really just a teenage girl who has discovered yandere simulator for the first time

#it's never too late to experience highschool romance in your mid 40s :3

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“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

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Even more lps color matched with mini brands

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i am not meant to work i am meant to make out with my girlfriend all day