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Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

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That feeling when friends say "I love you" to eachother so much but it rarely gets said to you if it all and you feel out of place but stupid for feeling that way and probably looking to much into it

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#draciana

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When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

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introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

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Collier Médicis: White gold, natural Burmese rubies, diamonds and South Sea white pear shaped pearls. Maria de Medici Collection by Edéenne for Mellerio dits Meller. (x)

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listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????

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Venom 2018

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This is what Michael Myers does when no one is looking

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Risky boopness

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venom: Ỹ̢̤̤͕͚͇̩̯̍ͣ͛͌͌̋͞͡O̷̟̘̗̫͂̋͐͆̀Ŭ̫͕̘̭͔̠͂̔̆͝ ̂ͦ҉̷҉͕̺Ả̴͇̫̿́̉̊Ŗ̸̬̠̆̆ͬ̽͐̓ͨ͝Ē̩̘̹͎ͦ͟͡ ̰̬̭ͯͧ̈ͨ̈͆̓̕M̵̖͔͓͖̤̺̀̍͟I̵̧̱̤͚̗̖̖̱͗N̴̶̖̫̥̙̒Ȩ̸̼̉̊ͬ́̑̚

all of us: 

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Angry doggo roasts the Bloodletting Beast!

What a legend.

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Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked