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clocked him a bit

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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"what!? you got a warning? for jumping and things?" "for coming in too hot"

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Sway looking at the ref like😶

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...smack down?

#refs can just tackle players now ig

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Sway looking at the ref like😶

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SO GOOD

https://x.com/artbutsports/status/1785493575943307452?s=46&t=NilRUyEH7nLJy18n-aFhjA

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This is an actual Canadian Senator

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[23.12.09] @ colorado avalanche

"bob-o! fucking hell of a play buddy"

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#oh #oh okay

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there’s a bit in the ingoal radio ep with devin where he talks about getting called up from the jr sharks to the USHL and his description is like. yeah haha i’d never had a goalie coach so i got there and i got LIT UP every night hahahahahahaha and then joey d’accord was the starter so he had to try to coach me hahahahaha.. i think i finished last in the league every stat hahahahaha… and the entire time he’s giggling so much he’s barely comprehensible

#oh my god…. #much to think about….

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so many disillusioned stans in hrpf could be saved by reading beartown

beartown compulsory reading yesssss

#benji my beloved <3

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dare i ask... what is the steve patrick lore 👀 i am v curious to know how him and nolan are following the same footsteps and all that!

steve’s dad (nolan’s grandfather) played for the winnipeg blue bombers for thirteen years, then became a successful politican in manitoba, then started his own real estate business that still exists now. insane to live up to but his eldest son (steve) tried by being really good at hockey. he played for brandon like nolan would. and got drafted in the first round like nolan would. his dad’s sabres jersey (the team steve played) is the only jersey nolan’s ever owned that wasn’t his own. steve suffered a lotttt of injuries during his nhl career, same as nolan. supposedly a lot of them were head injuries. he officially stopped playing nhl hockey at twenty-five, like nolan, though he never officially retired, like nolan hasn’t. his brother (nolan’s uncle, also played/coached in the nhl) has said in interviews that steve never talked about why he quit but that it had a huge effect on him. he took over his dad’s real estate business, like i assume nolan will at some point. he seems to spend most of his time hunting and yelling on twitter, like nolan does. at one point nolan will have a son and he will play for brandon and the cycle will continue god bless

#the circle of life yall

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what if i was a hockey player and you were a hockey player and we were, of course, good friends?

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[23.12.07] @ arizona coyotes

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my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go