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no i do not write emails past 2am i am asleep 😌

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she's waiting for me to let my guard down so she can steal crackers

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officer i'm not stunting in the icy parking lot i'm practicing control of my vehicle in hazardous weather conditions 🤗

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i'm the shadow the hedgehog of leaving my billing until the last second

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#berserk

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#berserk

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it's a grave and intolerable humiliation to have yr sleep schedule and physical location dictated by external forces. like if you have a job you have to ask someone else for permission to be in a different city for a week. you're no better than a serf!

#pain!

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okay i can say "be more chuuni" all i want but the truth is that by the time you're in your 30s nobody cares how immature your hobbies are, they just manage to be impressed and baffled that you have any.

#pain

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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

How do you people even find me

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Really odd 1995 jungle track sampling the Simpsons ep where Homer gets a cable descrambler.  This was tacked on to a Pharaoh records mp3 I got on soulseek and I haven’t been able to find much information about it.

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love when someone starts using fucking alien computer notion. who are you? what have seen? who taught you this? take me with you.

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Delicious in Dungeon fan art! I've been really enjoying this lately

[Prints available here]

#meshi emblem plz...

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Cornelius Völker (German, 1965) - Vase (2023)